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Offices 'officially' in trouble?

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Re: Offices 'officially' in trouble?

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It's not a riddle

There are 3 types of lies....

Lies, damned lies and statistics.

Even the honest managers don't report accurately anymore because their bosses just tell them to change the numbers anyway. In the end easier to just join the masses of liars and pray you're not the one that gets caught out.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

33


Banbury DO (OX15, OX16, OX17)
Barry DO (CF62, CF63)
Bicester DO (OX25, OX26, and OX27)
Folkestone DO (CT18, CT19, CT20 and CT50)
Kilwinning DO (KA13)
Maghull DO (L31)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Rye DO (TN31, TN36)
Seaford DO (BN25)
Selsey SUDO (PO20)
Upton DO (CH30 and CH49)
Westhill DO (AB13-AB14, AB32)
Whetstone DO (N20)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

33 represents high spiritual vibration, deep compassion, creativity, imagination, and self-expression.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Post by oypostie »

I wonder if RM will end up just listing those offices not in trouble during Xmas pressure.
Will there be any ??? :d'oh! :d'oh!
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

26


Barry DO (CF62, CF63)
Battle DO (TN32, TN33)
Bicester DO (OX25, OX26, and OX27)
Maghull DO (L31)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Rye DO (TN31, TN36)
Selsey SUDO (PO20)
Upton DO (CH30 and CH49)
Westhill DO (AB13-AB14, AB32)
Whetstone DO (N20)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

26 is the smallest number that is both a non-totient (a number that cannot be the sum of the cubes of the digits of any other number) and a non-cototient (a number that cannot be the sum of any other number and its digits).

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Post by kazardaimenu »

Still running trials?
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Finally a DO local to me has made the list :funneh
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

41


Abertillery DO (NP13)
Barry DO (CF62, CF63)
Batley DO (WF5, WF15, WF16, WF17)
Battle DO (TN32, TN33)
*Cardiff DO (CF5, CF10, CF11, CF24, CF91, CF95, CF99)
Lisburn DO (BT26, BT27, BT28)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Portsmouth DO (PO1, PO2, PO3, PO4, PO5, PO6)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Selsey SUDO (PO20)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Upton DO (CH30 and CH49)
Whetstone DO (N20)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

The international calling code for Switzerland is 41.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, *Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

45


Abertillery DO (NP13)
Batley DO (WF5, WF15, WF16, WF17)
Battle DO (TN32, TN33)
*Cardiff DO (CF5, CF10, CF11, CF24, CF91, CF95, CF99)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Lisburn DO (BT26, BT27, BT28)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44, OX49)
Portsmouth DO (PO1, PO2, PO3, PO4, PO5, PO6)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Selsey SUDO (PO20)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Upton DO (CH30 and CH49)
Whetstone DO (N20)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Donald J. Trump is the 45th President of the United States.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, *Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

38


Abertillery DO (NP13)
Batley DO (WF5, WF15, WF16, WF17)
Battle DO (TN32, TN33)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Lerwick DO (ZE1, ZE2)
Lisburn DO (BT26, BT27, BT28)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44, OX49)
Portsmouth DO (PO1, PO2, PO3, PO4, PO5, PO6)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Upton DO (CH30 and CH49)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

The number of protons in an atom's nucleus, is 38 for the element strontium.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

28


Abertillery DO (NP13)
Batley DO (WF5, WF15, WF16, WF17)
Cranleigh DO (GU6)
Lerwick DO (ZE1, ZE2)
Lisburn DO (BT26, BT27, BT28)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Oxford East DO (OX3, OX4, OX33, OX44, OX49)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

28 is the fourth magic number in physics.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

19


Kesh SUDO (BT93)
Lee DO (SE12)
Lerwick DO (ZE1, ZE2)
Lisburn DO (BT26, BT27, BT28)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Prescot DO (L34, L35)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Whitehaven DO (CA18, CA19, CA20, CA26, CA28)
Whitwood DO (WF6 and WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)



USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Post by TooManyLoops »

That WF area looks deep in the smelly stuff
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

12


Ashington (NE22, NE62, NE63 and NE64)
Kesh SUDO (BT93)
Lee DO (SE12)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Prenton (CH43)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Whitwood DO (WF6, WF10)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

12 is a dozen, unless you're Mr Kipling.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

13


Ashington (NE22, NE62, NE63 and NE64)
Kesh SUDO (BT93)
Lee DO (SE12)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Prenton (CH43)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Whitwood DO (WF6, WF10)
Worcester Park DO (KT4)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

Mr Kipling in da house.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
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We're sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for your understanding. We will regularly update customers on the offices most impacted here:

8


Lee DO (SE12)
Looe DO (PL13)
Oxford DO (OX1, OX2)
Sunbury On Thames DO (TW16)
Whitwood DO (WF6, WF10)
Worcester Park DO (KT4)

Units that report three consecutive days of 30% of DPs failing USO gets you on the list and public RM service disruption website. Then you need three consecutive days below 30% to get off the list (well below and back to stable USO)

In some contexts, like biblical studies, the number 8 can represent a new beginning or a new life.

USO Trial offices
Antrim, Arlington, Ayr, Ballymena, Blackwood, Brinklow, Bulwell, Cardiff, Carlton, Cheltenham, Clifton, Coventry North, Cumbernauld, Fleetwood, Girvan Hadleigh, Hexham, Hull Malmo Road, Louth, Lytham St Annes, Melton Mowbray, Mount Pleasant W, Newton Mearns, North Finchley, Nottingham North, Preston South, Romsey, Salisbury, Scunthorpe, Southend On Sea, Stockton On Tees, Stoke Newington, Tenterden, Tonbridge, Trowbridge, Usk, Winchester.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.