Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase
> >> their
> >> diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human
> >> Resources
> >> rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and
> >> you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat
> >> any employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
> >>
> >> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
> >> and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase
> >> in the whole company's performance.
> >> However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know
> >> what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
> >>
> >> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
> >> others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose
> >> hesitantly."You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've
> >> been
> >> eating managers and no one noticed anything. But, NOOOooo, you had to
> >> go and eat someone who actually does something."
> >>
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