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RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have plenty of yorks - we bought a ton of them - but they are not necessarily - in the right - place"

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RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have plenty of yorks - we bought a ton of them - but they are not necessarily - in the right - place"

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Problems with not enough Yorks?

Simon 'Eric' Thomson

we have plenty of Yorks - we bought a ton of them - please send me your example (Of not having enough Yorks) - perhaps they are not in the correct place - answer is the Yorks are on the wrong place? Probably-
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have plenty of yorks - we bought a ton of them - but they are not necessarily - in the right - place"

Post by Jahpostie »

Maybe all posties should stay at home tomorrow. It's the wrong place, there's plenty of them but that's alright isn't it....

He's certainly in the wrong place. Absolute clown. How did he get this gig, any joker could do better.
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He said the same thing about the vans, who believes a word he says.
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We have plenty of brains, but they are not necessarily in the right place.

We have plenty untracked items, but they are not necessarily in the right place.
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have plenty of yorks - we bought a ton of them - but they are not necessarily - in the right - place"

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When all the vans have gone out, our car park is full of empty yorks that have been left out after loading the vans, it’s on the local scrap man route, he thinks it’s Christmas :nana
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had 2 hauliers in last week took all empty yorks .driver said going to bristol about 100 miles away thats money well spent.
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3 for 3

1. Right Vans in wrong places.
2. Right number of yorkies, but in the wrong places.
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have plenty of yorks - we bought a ton of them - but they are not necessarily - in the right - place"

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I can vouch for several. They're by my frame filled with all of last week's non-tracked.

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Lemon squeezy next Crimbo-If the feckers are in the right place that is...

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As peak is packed up for another year I thought I’d share an image of where just some of our peak container fleet is parked up and has a rest for a few months till the next special event.

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Has a rust for the rest of the year. I’m sure we had warehouses for excess previously.
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What about the ones in the companies that f****d royal mail off. That stock piled them
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Re: RMCtv : Simon Thomson aka Eric Morcambe : "We have plenty of yorks - we bought a ton of them - but they are not necessarily - in the right - place"

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So my van isn't being efficiently used for 18 hours a day but these things can "have a rest for a few months" and it gets a special announcement.

Come on Super Si, find another use for them.
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