FLEXIBILITY WORKS?

[k979aaa]

Flexibility works or does it is the headline in propaganda magazine that royalmail puts out and inside this january 2008 edition is a supplement giveing exampels of how it works in different offices up and down the land. And they all seam happy about it but you have to ask yourselfs will i be the one who always gets the sh*t end of the stick. And where did my two hours go that i was promised and when can i have that week off and do i have to work 11 hour shift at short notice. IF THIS GETS IN IT WILL BE THE END OF US ALL WE MUST RESIST THIS AT ALL COSTS!.

[South East Postie]

where do they get these actors from? boasting how good flexibility is and how great the job is. these are the same morons i see on our pointless plasma tv in the morning at work.

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

[Stormproof]

where do they get these actors from? boasting how good flexibility is and how great the job is. these are the same morons i see on our pointless plasma tv in the morning at work.

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

Wish they were actors, one of those people in that leaflet covers the meal relief on one of my duties, when they are not at work other arrangements arn't made to cover them and we have to argue with a manager to get the meal relief covered. Flexibility works my A@@e

[dvbuk55]

where do they get these actors from? boasting how good flexibility is and how great the job is. these are the same morons i see on our pointless plasma tv in the morning at work.

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

Wish they were actors, one of those people in that leaflet covers the meal relief on one of my duties, when they are not at work other arrangements arn't made to cover them and we have to argue with a manager to get the meal relief covered. Flexibility works my A@@e

Course it works - it works for them otherwise there would be no need to publicise how advantageous it is to have someone do your duty for nothing whilst you go for a hospital appointment, so that when they want a weeks holiday you do their job for nothing - yep it's a wonderful life in flexibility land - wonder if they'll be flexible enough to kiss my backside?

[newpostie]

looks like the guy(actor, meal relief person) is from the mail centre, take it he voted yes!! to the shitest deal ever!! arseholes!!

[Sandyman]

And how ironic that they include a fridge magnet with HELP on it in the same issue.

[DGP1]

What's the Courier (and the Voice) as I don't seem to get either anymore (along with the wage slips)

[Captain Scarlet]

where do they get these actors from? boasting how good flexibility is and how great the job is. these are the same morons i see on our pointless plasma tv in the morning at work.

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

Does your plasma telly work then???
Never once seen our,s working never mind seeing some plank kidding on flexibility works!!!

[newpostie]

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.[/quote]
Does your plasma telly work then???
Never once seen our,s working never mind seeing some plank kidding on flexibility works!!![/quote]

yep ours works alright, it has loads of bullshit and has the date and time! money well spent! load of bollocks lol

[Captain Scarlet]

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

Does your plasma telly work then???
Never once seen our,s working never mind seeing some plank kidding on flexibility works!!![/quote]

yep ours works alright, it has loads of bullshit and has the date and time! money well spent! load of bollocks lol[/quote]
Seen ours the other day thru the window while loading me van and it had like one of those test cards on it, a bit like the wee girl with the hideous doll, could have been Big Al and Lil Adam!! Maybe Big Dave and Billyboy???

[greynut]

where do they get these actors from? boasting how good flexibility is and how great the job is. these are the same morons i see on our pointless plasma tv in the morning at work.

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

Wish they were actors, one of those people in that leaflet covers the meal relief on one of my duties, when they are not at work other arrangements arn't made to cover them and we have to argue with a manager to get the meal relief covered. Flexibility works my A@@e

Course it works - it works for them otherwise there would be no need to publicise how advantageous it is to have someone do your duty for nothing whilst you go for a hospital appointment, so that when they want a weeks holiday you do their job for nothing - yep it's a wonderful life in flexibility land - wonder if they'll be flexible enough to kiss my backside?

Im confused.

I thought flexibilty was only implemeted through the summer months, through certain weeks. If its being implemeted now then thats not right is it? Or did I not read the small print or was I lied to by my DOM. I voted No by the way, before anyone accuses me of moaning too late.

[dvbuk55]

where do they get these actors from? boasting how good flexibility is and how great the job is. these are the same morons i see on our pointless plasma tv in the morning at work.

either they are actors or they really are insane, or more likely, are wild crabs.

Wish they were actors, one of those people in that leaflet covers the meal relief on one of my duties, when they are not at work other arrangements arn't made to cover them and we have to argue with a manager to get the meal relief covered. Flexibility works my A@@e

Course it works - it works for them otherwise there would be no need to publicise how advantageous it is to have someone do your duty for nothing whilst you go for a hospital appointment, so that when they want a weeks holiday you do their job for nothing - yep it's a wonderful life in flexibility land - wonder if they'll be flexible enough to kiss my backside?

Im confused.

I thought flexibilty was only implemeted through the summer months, through certain weeks. If its being implemeted now then thats not right is it? Or did I not read the small print or was I lied to by my DOM. I voted No by the way, before anyone accuses me of moaning too late.

Yes you are indeed confused - you are referring to "summer saving" whereby 5 people cover 6 duties for the summer period because there is no mail - yet another wonder plan - and the CWU bods think it is OK.

[stevenshm]

i think flexibility is great!!

[/img]

[axeman]

I'm going to be as flexible as an RSJ suck that you two at the top

[BELIAL]

i think flexibility is great!!

[/img]

I think they must have seen you coming