Drifting off as manager starts talking to you

par4mrl · Post by **par4mrl** » 11 Dec 2018, 17:43

Hello fellow posties.....is it me or does anyone else drift off into a different world when their manager talks to them using shorthand managerial terms that only other managers could possibly understand.......only to come back to reality when the manager finally stops talking what seems like Mandarin Chinese........Happy Xmas to all posties near and far......

Post by **midegarelu** » 11 Dec 2018, 18:31

par4mrl wrote:Hello fellow posties.....is it me or does anyone else drift off into a different world when their manager talks to them using shorthand managerial terms that only other managers could possibly understand.......only to come back to reality when the manager finally stops talking what seems like Mandarin Chinese........Happy Xmas to all posties near and far......

You're not alone.

scoobydo79 · Post by **scoobydo79** » 11 Dec 2018, 18:47

Yep let’s have some of the more annoying buzz words.Il kick off ...”fit for purpose “ does what it says on the tin” “accelerate the delivery times” yawn What else You got?

Jpro747 · Post by **Jpro747** » 11 Dec 2018, 21:41

robbertwhitton · Post by **robbertwhitton** » 11 Dec 2018, 21:52

Yep,they talk another language,and as enthusiastic as I’m not!,we have some optimisation audit guys at the office,I’m hope they don’t come near me,or I may just loose the plot

Tinoblade · Post by **Tinoblade** » 12 Dec 2018, 06:00

Banging on about efficiency as they stand in a gaggle all morning talking absolute b*llocks

Post by **hothothot** » 12 Dec 2018, 11:19

Never listen to any thing Dom's say it's all b.s.

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 12 Dec 2018, 12:16

scoobydo79 wrote:Yep let’s have some of the more annoying buzz words.Il kick off ...”fit for purpose “ does what it says on the tin” “accelerate the delivery times” yawn What else You got?

RMC to the rescue

scoobydo79 · Post by **scoobydo79** » 12 Dec 2018, 20:27

Lol Ear covers....I like it!!!

Dorset Plodder · Post by **Dorset Plodder** » 13 Dec 2018, 19:16

You can always tell when a Manager is trying to Bullshit you....... His lips are moving!

redneck · Post by **redneck** » 13 Dec 2018, 21:44

redneck · Post by **redneck** » 13 Dec 2018, 21:45

redneck · Post by **redneck** » 13 Dec 2018, 21:45

redneck · Post by **redneck** » 13 Dec 2018, 21:46

Open Clock ('got to stop the clock')

redneck · Post by **redneck** » 13 Dec 2018, 21:49

Consolidation