DOM'S Only Dancing...

crimson king · Post by **crimson king** » 30 Jun 2018, 22:19

Me and my partner were riffing today, during out break and we came up with this....apologises and credit to David Bowie...I'm Only Only Dancin.

If you like it, hum along by your frame, happy days..if not, well....just tihnk happy y thoughts today ...

Well, DOM'S got ya beat, always add more street,
Now I'm awful strong , bet your life he's pissing us off,

Oh Lordy, Oh Lordy, Boss know I need to cut off

DOM, I'm not lapsing,
You can go on, but I'm not lapsing
you can strop on, don't get me wrong
I'm not lapsing.

Oh, doubt me being quick and lean,
I am not a machine,
I see you watching thru PDA, don't pretend you ever cared,

Oh Lordy, oh Lordy, you know I need to cut off,
heed me, hear me,

DOM, I'm not lapsing,
you can go on, but I'm not lapsing
you can sulk on, don't get me wrong
I'm not lapsing

yubin282 · Post by **yubin282** » 01 Jul 2018, 10:04

It's amazing how many songs can have the lyrics changed to make it RM related. My personal favourites are...

Ultravox - Dancing (Lapsing) with tears in my eyes

Handbags & the Gladrags which becomes Handbacks & the Lapsing (which your poor old gaffa bullied you to do).

Theres a lot more but i can't think of them without the radio on.

noggin1969 · Post by **noggin1969** » 01 Jul 2018, 15:04

"Sing It Back" by Moloko became " Bring It Back " in our office until the DIM said he'd conduct anyone for incitement to unofficial industrial action for singing it

arnold cheshire · Post by **arnold cheshire** » 01 Jul 2018, 18:20

noggin1969 wrote:"Sing It Back" by Moloko became " Bring It Back " in our office until the DIM said he'd conduct anyone for incitement to unofficial industrial action for sing it

that is the saddest thing in RM i have ever heard

paranoid-android · Post by **paranoid-android** » 01 Jul 2018, 19:35

noggin1969 wrote:"Sing It Back" by Moloko became " Bring It Back " in our office until the DIM said he'd conduct anyone for incitement to unofficial industrial action for singing it

It’s true, but it didn’t stop us singing it and were now on D-I-M version 12.6 now

bring it back, bring it back

Post by **greengiant** » 01 Jul 2018, 20:20

YMCA by the Village People with "Young Man" replaced with "One Plan"?

hero22 · Post by **hero22** » 02 Jul 2018, 00:27

arnold cheshire wrote:
noggin1969 wrote:"Sing It Back" by Moloko became " Bring It Back " in our office until the DIM said he'd conduct anyone for incitement to unofficial industrial action for sing it
that is the saddest thing in RM i have ever heard

same on our office , "leave it the door and say no more" with a catchy wee tune attached was our song. Bit of a laugh for the office until the DOM came out with the same thing about unofficial industrial action.

I honestly believe that in a royal mail managers job description it must include " must be a 5 star cock "

patman_post · Post by **patman_post** » 02 Jul 2018, 16:32

Docket Man

"And this splits gonna take a long long time
'Till the DOM brings me half a round again to find
I'm the man they always see at home
Oh no no no I'm a docket man
Docket man burning out his fuse out here alone"

crimson king · Post by **crimson king** » 02 Jul 2018, 17:46

patman_post wrote:Docket Man

"And this splits gonna take a long long time
'Till the DOM brings me half a round again to find
I'm the man they always see at home
Oh no no no I'm a docket man
Docket man burning out his fuse out here alone"

Ha ha! Love that!

Mr Rush · Post by **Mr Rush** » 04 Jul 2018, 19:02

There was a group of Posties many years ago that put some songs on YouTube. Off the top of my head I can only remember 'I already walk 500 miles, but Royal Mail want 500 more'. Visionaries.

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 05 Jul 2018, 15:40

Mr Rush wrote:There was a group of Posties many years ago that put some songs on YouTube. Off the top of my head I can only remember 'I already walk 500 miles, but Royal Mail want 500 more'. Visionaries.

The dodgyclaimers

other hits from their back catalogue.
HEY HEY WE'RE THE POSTIES.

'Bullshit On The Wall'.

I Don't Lapse Fridays.

crimson king · Post by **crimson king** » 05 Jul 2018, 17:14

These are bloody brilliant! Especially love I Don't Lapse Fridays, lol.