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Dying on duty

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
hothothot
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Post by hothothot »

Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.
donein
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Post by donein »

hothothot wrote:Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.


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Brandy
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Post by Brandy »

hothothot wrote:Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.
Hope you have completed your round first or the DOM will spit their dummy out! :crazy:
wacko74
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Post by wacko74 »

And don't forget to inform your dom before leaving the office... in accordance with the dying off procedure.
LaggyBand
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Post by LaggyBand »

wacko74 wrote:And don't forget to inform your dom before leaving the office... in accordance with the dying off procedure.
Hahaha that’s amazing

Remember your witness too!
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Post by noggin1969 »

Don't forge
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fb1969
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Post by fb1969 »

And not before 1pm unless you've done all your Specials.
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NWpostie
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Post by NWpostie »

You need a dead note from your doctor as proof of absence after you have done your last letter of course, forget all this cutting off procedure :crazy:
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Post12345
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Post by Post12345 »

Best thread ever
kashmir58
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Post by kashmir58 »

Make sure you have done your lapsing first and have your high viz jacket on and dog peg visible
yubin282
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Post by yubin282 »

lets hope you took your meal relief or it'll be your own fault
dipsy
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Post by dipsy »

Body cant be moved until a dead sticker is applied and ticked gone away and blue crayon swirled on your head :wave
BELIAL
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Post by BELIAL »

Not looking forward to my stage one "slack bastard died on duty notice". If there's a recurrence and they take me to stage two, I'll be mortified :evil/mad
Bye
LaggyBand
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Post by LaggyBand »

Sure it will fall on the reserves to go out and collect the uniform
toomuchcoke
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Post by toomuchcoke »

hothothot wrote:Will pda actuals register as you dead on duty ? They seem to be able to do just about everything else.
No, but they will notice that you haven't moved in quite a while and therefore being very unproductive! (Or maybe you'll get done for being very far off your route after the ambulance people load you and your PDA into the back and take both to A&E?)