OFFICE AUDIT

transporter03 · Post by **transporter03** » 22 Jan 2018, 20:46

Can someone please tell me the point of these audits ?. We had a brief from our d.o.m. today telling us to make sure our delivery frames were clear and all d2d's were put into trays etc . Apparently somebody was coming in today to do a pre audit ahead of the proper audit in the next week or so . I find it unbelievable how much money is wasted on things like this. Its a pity they don't put as much effort into things like decent footwear etc . Jobs for the boys springs to mind !. Please let me know your opinions on this subject. MY FIRST POST ON HERE EASY PLEASE .

oypostie · Post by **oypostie** » 23 Jan 2018, 08:10

If they want to find out what an office is really like there should be no prior announcement

Post by **General Mannerheim** » 23 Jan 2018, 15:44

It's a right load of bollocks.
Saddo managers running about moving yorks and picking things up off the floor when they usually don't give a shite.

Auditor comes in walks around pretending he's doing a really important job, goes back into office, tea and bick bicks with the DOM and rep, bogs off as soon as he can, next day back to normal of people not signing in ,going for a fag, monkey calls .same bully boys coming out with the same s**t sayings every day and the sheep/castratoes laughing like Hyenas every day... thus it has ever been and thus it shall ever be.

Celgar · Post by **Celgar** » 23 Jan 2018, 17:45

Most audits are known about beforehand. Occasionally there is an unannounced one where they try to enter the building. Then there are the rare 'post office police' ones where they try to find you on delivery.

Jpro747 · Post by **Jpro747** » 23 Jan 2018, 23:23

We had warnings that an auditor was visiting, and yet still failed.... over something as petty as not writing the date in correct format on d2d sheets. Absolute waste of time/money. Jobsworths

maisymoo04 · Post by **maisymoo04** » 24 Jan 2018, 09:28

General Mannerheim wrote:It's a right load of bollocks.
Saddo managers running about moving yorks and picking things up off the floor when they usually don't give a shite.
Auditor comes in walks around pretending he's doing a really important job, goes back into office, tea and bick bicks with the DOM and rep, bogs off as soon as he can, next day back to normal of people not signing in ,going for a fag, monkey calls .same bully boys coming out with the same s**t sayings every day and the sheep/castratoes laughing like Hyenas every day... thus it has ever been and thus it shall ever be.

BeamishStout · Post by **BeamishStout** » 24 Jan 2018, 14:20

General Mannerheim wrote:It's a right load of bollocks.
Saddo managers running about moving yorks and picking things up off the floor when they usually don't give a shite.
Auditor comes in walks around pretending he's doing a really important job, goes back into office, tea and bick bicks with the DOM and rep, bogs off as soon as he can, next day back to normal of people not signing in ,going for a fag, monkey calls .same bully boys coming out with the same s**t sayings every day and the sheep/castratoes laughing like Hyenas every day... thus it has ever been and thus it shall ever be.

And let us not forget the equally meaningless statement like "We got xx% on our audit". Nowhere near as important as say a school inspection.

yakima · Post by **yakima** » 29 Jan 2018, 20:20

Managers and coaches hardest day of working, should really help trying to sabotage it next time, lol

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 29 Jan 2018, 20:39

Little Hitlers walking around full of wind and P**s.

Don't inspect the office when mail is left behind purposely and USO fails by management failings to resource!.