Crap repetitive jokes from the public that make you cringe

Post by **woopesh** » 28 Jun 2017, 20:42

In order of frequency:

1) I hope those aren't bills / if those are bills can you send them back please?

2) I hope that is a lottery cheque / cheque for a million pounds.

3) Oh look its postman Pat.

Any others that just make you think OMFG AGAIN?

western6516 · Post by **western6516** » 28 Jun 2017, 20:55

Better than walking streets for a living ffs

Shaders · Post by **Shaders** » 28 Jun 2017, 21:03

Are you wet today? On days it hasn't stopped raining for hours
Your late today, Just as the suns going down.

western6516 · Post by **western6516** » 28 Jun 2017, 21:15

Is this today's mail or tomorrow's (tits)

western6516 · Post by **western6516** » 28 Jun 2017, 21:18

Is this today's mail or tomorrow's (at about 3.30 in afternoon when your fooked )

Post by **woopesh** » 28 Jun 2017, 21:26

western6516 wrote:Is this today's mail or tomorrow's (at about 3.30 in afternoon when your fooked )

God I got that a few times... make me want to get knives out.

Jpro747 · Post by **Jpro747** » 28 Jun 2017, 21:42

When signing on the PDA: "that looks nothing like my signature"
When someone asks if they've got any post today and you say no: "Oh nobody loves me then" or "That's good, no bills"

Seymour Buts · Post by **Seymour Buts** » 28 Jun 2017, 22:06

The bills one, drives me nuts. At least once a day.

Not so much a joke but on days like today: "My post is wet?" Complete with a puzzled look. It's raining, what the f**k do you want me to do about it?!

Post by **CPTNemoUK** » 28 Jun 2017, 22:13

On really hot days. Oh bet you love your job in this weather. Yeah course i am only sweating buckets dying for a drink and bloody got heat stroke.

Newbie001 · Post by **Newbie001** » 28 Jun 2017, 22:16

Still get asked for giros at least twice a day.

kingeric · Post by **kingeric** » 28 Jun 2017, 22:46

Newbie001 wrote:Still get asked for giros at least twice a day.

That one has died off a bit but when I started years ago that was always shouted by the local bums "postie, where's my giro?".

Post by **Lounge Lizard** » 28 Jun 2017, 22:54

Jpro747 wrote: When someone asks if they've got any post today and you say no: "Oh nobody loves me then"

and you just manage NOT to say "and are you surprised ?"

Post by **woopesh** » 28 Jun 2017, 22:57

western6516 wrote:Better than walking streets for a living ffs

To be fair this one made me lol.

Post by **Lounge Lizard** » 28 Jun 2017, 23:27

woopesh wrote:
western6516 wrote:Better than walking streets for a living ffs
To be fair this one made me lol.

Wasn't it in Viz nearly thirty years ago, "Not much of a job but better than walking the streets" ?

TheTrolleyMan · Post by **TheTrolleyMan** » 29 Jun 2017, 05:15

WHERES YOUR SHORTS ?