Today's "Courier"

RedBagMan · Post by **RedBagMan** » 30 Sep 2016, 19:33

Well I delivered a few ... and saw the face of Prince Chas through the (hopefully) biodegradable plastic ... I wondered if said picture was some kind of Caption Competition - if it was my entry would be:

"Lapsing ?? Surely one is taking the p*ss !"

Any other offers ?

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 01 Oct 2016, 14:33

price charles.jpg

You mean the servants come in early, give up their breaks and work over without claiming, voluntarily.

HarryPoorer · Post by **HarryPoorer** » 01 Oct 2016, 19:09

"Wut , you have 14 people left indoor all day in a small office , that can't do deliveries, while all the others have double lapsing, tee hee hee , roll on the Germans, let's have a cull."

GT85 · Post by **GT85** » 01 Oct 2016, 19:30

Win a car for 2 years

Post by **rambo1** » 01 Oct 2016, 19:43

'lasping, when we're over model? Yeah, right...'

charley muggins · Post by **charley muggins** » 01 Oct 2016, 19:45

Ha!Ha!Ha! You are poor!

Nondescript · Post by **Nondescript** » 02 Oct 2016, 22:06

"Camilla may have the face of an horse, but at least she's not an overworked donkey."

"One has been bereft of anything to read on the throne since the Sky mag days"

"One can identify completely with your predicament, we've had to lapse the colonies too."

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 26 Aug 2017, 08:40

Reading August 2017 edition I'm sure page two "my view by Moya Greene" is only written to wind folk up? Also the letters page why to people even bothering to write in you only get shot down, the reply to the lad asking about half size trainers is shocking more or less saying get some bigger thicker socks on kid? The bloke asking about 739s for the blind shot down with "less than 1% can read Braille" reads we know what we are talking about you don't?

nickbsmooth · Post by **nickbsmooth** » 26 Aug 2017, 14:21

"The subjects are paid as little as that,splendid work"

Shaders · Post by **Shaders** » 26 Aug 2017, 16:20

20 years and they still don't know

vastus35 · Post by **vastus35** » 26 Aug 2017, 17:53

" Harry isn't with me today, He`s with his uncle Burrell ".

Ginge · Post by **Ginge** » 26 Aug 2017, 18:31

Yes yes their royaly fu***d

robbertwhitton · Post by **robbertwhitton** » 26 Aug 2017, 19:18

One is well impressed with the lack of man management skills from managers managing within mamas Royal Mail,queenie will be most impressed at how the Mail is being treated........Moyà who ???

Jpro747 · Post by **Jpro747** » 27 Aug 2017, 06:36

"You're not actually going to read this sh1t rag, are you?"

robbertwhitton · Post by **robbertwhitton** » 27 Aug 2017, 11:21

Nope it goes back refused,it bares little resemblance of my work and how it gets done with the tools I have,very far removed I can't relate to anything in this magazine!!!!