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Christmas Time is Killing us:)

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the dragon
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Christmas Time is Killing us:)

Post by the dragon »

Saw this on a family guy episode last night, thought it is very apt for all posties. It really could have been written for us :)
Link with lyrics :

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5plusbonusball
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Re: Christmas Time is Killing us:)

Post by 5plusbonusball »

Apt I suppose but the kids like christmas. It'll soon pass then its valentines day , easter , etc .
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wabbithunta
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Re: Christmas Time is Killing us:)

Post by wabbithunta »

Lyrics here:

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Santa:
Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
As the holiday feeling was filling us.
But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
Because Christmastime is killing us!


Elves:
Each Christmas list gets us more and more pissed
Till the thought of existence is chilling us.


Santa:
I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...

Santa and Elves:
Christmastime is killing us!

Stewie:
But can't you see that what you do
Is a dream come true?
Can't you see that every smile
Makes it all worthwhile?


Santa:
No, screw you! It's all but through,
There's too much to do.
All those dreams are nightmares
And blank, icy stares.
Each little elf used to fill up a shelf
Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.
Now they're on crack and it feels like Iraq
Because Christmastime is killing us!


Elves:
Each model train only heightens the pain
Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.


Santa:
Fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed
Because Christmastime is killing us!


Stewie:
But can't you see our point of view?
We rely on you.
Can't you see that Christmas cheer
Gets us through the year?

Santa:
My whole crew is black and blue.
Can't you take a clue?
You may think I look great,
But I'm twenty-eight!

Santa and Elves:
Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell,
And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in Hell!


Santa:
Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!

Santa and Elves:
Because Christmastime is killing us!
Killing us!
Christmastime is killing us!
"Better to die on your feet than live a life time on your knees"