PIG IN A POKE FOR US, BONANZA FOR THEM
Last week was the 1st anniversary of RM’s flotation. The 600+ peak share price a year ago is no more. Tuesday it was 432.7p - still higher than the opening price at 330p, but on the slippery slope.
Of course, the shares we got as a bribe can’t be sold for another 2 years... Unlike “priority investors” who sold over 90% of their shares, immediately, making £169m between them. But that’s what the flotation was all about and we knew it, and so did Bill and Dave.
ALL FOR THE GOOD OF THE COMPANY...
Maybe Ms Greede should start paying union dues - she keeps referring to “our” union! But if you have the courage, read how she got the illustrious leaders Bill and Dave to sign up to privatisation (Financial Times special “Royal Mail: the inside story” 17th Oct) and sell us out. It was simple: the old wine and dine trick - but while listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees, we’re told... Yeah, she has big dues owing...
MANY HANDS WOULD MAKE LIGHT WORK
Why were we already snowed under with international packets last week (and no reason it won’t be happening all the time now...)? The worst of it is, that we’re too short of eyes and hands to read the often chaotic labelling and tiny writing, including lots of small packets from China full of samples... It’s giving us a huge headache. Of the going-home kind.
LOGJAM
Another thing: why bother to send everyone from the other sections down to packets to help, when there’s no equipment to take the work away? The mini-yorks, full of post-dated work were parked neatly along the walls - so there’s nothing to sort into! Is it too hard for the bosses to figure out that nothing can move if there’s nothing to move it in?
PREPARING FOR XMAS...
What’s supposed to happen on 25th December? HMP warders just don’t seem to know. RM HQ is putting out press releases to make it sound like they do (recruiting 19,000 casuals and reducing 2nd class small packet prices by £1, just until January, to try to “beat the competition”). But here, toilet class (WC) organisation will prevail!
So cheers and bonzai to that! Or was that bronzai? Yes, the “independent audit” (from Chrysler, USA?!) on our kaizen-ability, just scored us a bronze. Can someone explain what this means? Anyone?
NO PENNIES FOR THE XMAS GUYS
Yes, we’ve already been told there’ll be no overtime this year in the run-up to Xmas. Bad tho’ OT is for the health and the unemployed, it’s something that many rely upon - especially under-paid part-timers.
Of course this pre-ordained restriction may just be bravado on the part of management - because it’s hard to believe they won’t need us. If only to come in to fix their many mistakes.
WILL THEY BE SERIOUS, THOUGH?
Maybe there’s a small victory for Romec cleaners, which proves we are right to say “no” and get the union involved : we hear that the duties are going to be looked at, giving us at least a chance to have a say. But will the boss listen, and take on more permanent workers, on equal pay - and to offer proper jobs to ALL of the temps?
BOSSES SHOULD GET THEIR JUST DESERTS!
Why are our two Romec workmates who were unfairly dismissed not back yet? We can’t wait much longer for them... Because we all know that it’s the management and the company behind them, not our mates, who need to be punished, and if these fellow-workers aren’t reinstated promptly, we’ll be seeing to that!
THEY NEED WORKLOAD LEARNING
In fact it’s not just RM full-timers who’re deprived of WorkTime Learning. Us Romec workers are too. So we suggest we all have this WTL every week - so we can find out what’s happening, but even more, because we’d like to teach the managers a thing or two about what’s possible and what’s not.
FOLD THIS GOLD
Yes, Romec bosses still want “Gold standard” (!) cleaning at the front door, when the walls were painted with cheap emulsion paint! And dirt-free golden toilets when they’re in heavy use all day and night. And still getting blocked. The ceiling is leaking on the second floor into the bargain. Give us a break.
TAKING THE PROVERBIAL
We heard that Romec’s Mr Pee said the union doesn’t pay our wages and so we have to listen to him, not them. But what wages? The mean 2.5% rise with backpay which was meant to be paid already was delayed “due to payroll problems”! Again?
Anyway, he should remember he’s just a paid minion himself. And we know who to listen to.
A REVOLUTIONARY OFFER?
After the mayor gave the MP development its planning permission last week, one of the world’s best modernist architects, Zaha Hadid, offered to help design an alternative housing development! The question is whether this great offer will be enough to get the already-agreed architects to collaborate - and build the social housing which Hadid is likely to insist upon!
WE LOVE PROPERTY… SORRY, PARCELS!
RM has sold part of MP; it is in the business of "sell and leaseback" centres like Warrington - and now we've read it has sold Paddington for £111m… we wonder if all the drama about dropping the USO hides a desire to convert RM into an estate agency... to the benefit of big private property developers, of course.