How much?

[Altrider]

FFS £39K plus 10% bonus. How many additional posties we NEED in my D.O. would this figure get?
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[Dee Plish]

WASTE...OF...MONEY

And as for the job description, have you ever such a load of pretentious, pointless, irrelevant rubbish?

[rhino49]

It really translates as ... " Wander round for two years making people who are trying to actually work miserable, produce reams of meaningless figures from unreliable managers that cannot be translated into efficiencies because there are no more to be made, do lots of lunches and seminars with the aforementioned unreliable managers (who are taking the piss behind your back), that will add considerably to the amount spent on your position, and finally produce a brightly coloured report full of the same words and phrases that caught your eye in this job advert, for the people who employed you that will make them drool before they bin it ..... along with your good self."

It's the circle of life in the upper echelons of Royal Mail

[Gold Fox]

I bet she Polish, Russian or Romanian ?

[TrueBlueTerrier]

I bet she Polish, Russian or Romanian ?

Who. Orla ?

Why ?

Órla, Órlaith, Orla or Orlagh (pronounced OR-lah) is a female given name of Irish origin. It comes from the original Irish spelling of the personal name Órfhlaith. In the Irish language, ór means "gold" and flaith means "prince/princess" or "sovereign". Órla is thus generally considered as meaning "golden prince or princess". The origin of the name dates back to pre-Christian Gaelic Ireland and it is still in use today. It is quite common even in Ireland to see the name written as Orla, without the vowel lengthening fada accent on the o. Orla is a male given name in the Danish language.

[cyclemech1]

I might apply for this. I could introduce a Customer Related Action Plan (CRAP) and a Broad Office Local List Of Customer Knowledge Statistics (BOLLOCKS) at each DO because I don't think they have enough already.

Do you think I would be suitably qualified?

[DB1100]

It really translates as ... " Wander round for two years making people who are trying to actually work miserable, produce reams of meaningless figures from unreliable managers that cannot be translated into efficiencies because there are no more to be made, do lots of lunches and seminars with the aforementioned unreliable managers (who are taking the piss behind your back), that will add considerably to the amount spent on your position, and finally produce a brightly coloured report full of the same words and phrases that caught your eye in this job advert, for the people who employed you that will make them drool before they bin it ..... along with your good self."

It's the circle of life in the upper echelons of Royal Mail

Excellent,I couldn't have put it better,take a bow.

[enskied]

I might apply for this. I could introduce a Customer Related Action Plan (CRAP) and a Broad Office Local List Of Customer Knowledge Statistics (BOLLOCKS) at each DO because I don't think they have enough already.

Do you think I would be suitably qualified?

Booked you for our next Team Brief..But cant find that big flip board for you to write on..or any marker pens.

[Jpro747]

For christ sake. Could it get any worse?

[maisymoo04]

I bet she Polish, Russian or Romanian ?

Who. Orla ?

Why ?

Órla, Órlaith, Orla or Orlagh (pronounced OR-lah) is a female given name of Irish origin. It comes from the original Irish spelling of the personal name Órfhlaith. In the Irish language, ór means "gold" and flaith means "prince/princess" or "sovereign". Órla is thus generally considered as meaning "golden prince or princess". The origin of the name dates back to pre-Christian Gaelic Ireland and it is still in use today. It is quite common even in Ireland to see the name written as Orla, without the vowel lengthening fada accent on the o. Orla is a male given name in the Danish language.

OK DANISH then smart a@@@