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New Parcel delivery service

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doorstepped
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New Parcel delivery service

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From next Monday you will all be issued with the following item.
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they are lock picks, and you will be expected to pick the lock of those who are not in and leave their parcels on the kitchen table for them.
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bluealbert
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Re: New Parcel delivery service

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Sorry mate if you don't want your job plenty of people would take it :left: or go and work for TNT and then you can doorstep,but don't forget your be on the minimum wage :thumbup :chuckle
doorstepped
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Re: New Parcel delivery service

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bluealbert, where in my post do I say I don't want my job?
hellpop
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Re: New Parcel delivery service

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chill out bluealbert. i think what he was trying to say is that 18 months ago we couldnt leave a parcel anywhere but now we are being battered into submission with threats that we must not bring parcels back.we are told to leave with any neighbours no matter how far away as long as they dont come back.personally thought it was quite amusing.
Bernardson
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Re: New Parcel delivery service

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hellpop wrote:chill out bluealbert. i think what he was trying to say is that 18 months ago we couldnt leave a parcel anywhere but now we are being battered into submission with threats that we must not bring parcels back.we are told to leave with any neighbours no matter how far away as long as they dont come back.personally thought it was quite amusing.
So did I :Very Happy

It seems we can now whind the DIM up by 739ing parcels and packets. :wave
By the way latest wheeze is to remove bags from Drop Bag Fittings until delivery staff have left the office :crazy:
philsdeals19
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Re: New Parcel delivery service

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bluealbert wrote:Sorry mate if you don't want your job plenty of people would take it :left: or go and work for TNT and then you can doorstep,but don't forget your be on the minimum wage :thumbup :chuckle
I know people who work for TNT and they are not on minimum wage. They earn similar money to Royal Mail.Keep letting your manager's brain wash you and eventually you will believe them.
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Re: New Parcel delivery service

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bluealbert wrote:Sorry mate if you don't want your job plenty of people would take it :left: or go and work for TNT and then you can doorstep,but don't forget your be on the minimum wage :thumbup :chuckle
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doorstepped wrote:bluealbert, where in my post do I say I don't want my job?
Sorry mate had a bad few weeks :arrrghhh :thumbup
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:thumbup
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
bluealbert wrote:Sorry mate if you don't want your job plenty of people would take it :left: or go and work for TNT and then you can doorstep,but don't forget your be on the minimum wage :thumbup :chuckle
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:thumbup :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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