What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people Who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those Meetings where someone wants
you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here ' s a little mathematical Formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+
7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+
7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with Mathematical certainty, that while
Hard work and Knowledge will Get you close, and Attitude will
get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing That will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people Are where they are!
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When considering the 100% BSI requirement
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rhino49
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When considering the 100% BSI requirement
We wish to serve - but we will not be servile
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Jamesethefirst
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
Fair enough, can you help the less enlightened amongst us and start from the beginning. What is BSI?
No doubt there are many alternatives,however the official one would be good for starters.
No doubt there are many alternatives,however the official one would be good for starters.
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hatetheboss
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
BSI is not a percentage
They are coming to take us away
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holly123
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
HA HA BRILL

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Lincox
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
Superb.
Just worked out that DELIVERY alone = 100
If you add TO NEIGHBOUR in as well that is another 134 so that puts the mockers on that.

Just worked out that DELIVERY alone = 100
If you add TO NEIGHBOUR in as well that is another 134 so that puts the mockers on that.
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
Giving over 100% is an impossible hypothetical equation. What they really mean is if you give more than 100%, which is impossible, they have to give less because you are making up in the difference which is really a loads of B......s., do your best, that's all you can do in life. I do every day, if you believe that, then there are fairies at the bottom of my garden.
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
I think it's a disease that cows get.Jamesethefirst wrote:Fair enough, can you help the less enlightened amongst us and start from the beginning. What is BSI?
No doubt there are many alternatives,however the official one would be good for starters.
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Bahia Feliz
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement
BSI = Bull S**t Indicator 