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When considering the 100% BSI requirement

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rhino49
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When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by rhino49 »

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people Who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those Meetings where someone wants
you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here ' s a little mathematical Formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+
7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will
take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+
7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with Mathematical certainty, that while
Hard work and Knowledge will Get you close, and Attitude will
get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing That will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people Are where they are!
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Jamesethefirst
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by Jamesethefirst »

Fair enough, can you help the less enlightened amongst us and start from the beginning. What is BSI?
No doubt there are many alternatives,however the official one would be good for starters.
hatetheboss
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by hatetheboss »

BSI is not a percentage
They are coming to take us away
holly123
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by holly123 »

HA HA BRILL :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup
Lincox
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by Lincox »

Superb.
Just worked out that DELIVERY alone = 100
If you add TO NEIGHBOUR in as well that is another 134 so that puts the mockers on that. :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy
Nigel1505
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by Nigel1505 »

Giving over 100% is an impossible hypothetical equation. What they really mean is if you give more than 100%, which is impossible, they have to give less because you are making up in the difference which is really a loads of B......s., do your best, that's all you can do in life. I do every day, if you believe that, then there are fairies at the bottom of my garden.
villan
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by villan »

Jamesethefirst wrote:Fair enough, can you help the less enlightened amongst us and start from the beginning. What is BSI?
No doubt there are many alternatives,however the official one would be good for starters.
I think it's a disease that cows get.
Bahia Feliz
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Re: When considering the 100% BSI requirement

Post by Bahia Feliz »

BSI = Bull S**t Indicator :left: