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on a lighter note
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korky
- Posts: 797
- Joined: 30 Dec 2007, 09:28
on a lighter note
what daft things do you do whilst "on the job"?
my 2 are finding a stone in my shoe but waiting until i finished a loop before removing it & 2 swigging the last of a bottle of water before taking a piss in it.
3rd would be forgetting to remember 2!
my 2 are finding a stone in my shoe but waiting until i finished a loop before removing it & 2 swigging the last of a bottle of water before taking a piss in it.
3rd would be forgetting to remember 2!
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spen
- Posts: 531
- Joined: 18 Jan 2011, 19:53
- Gender: Male
Re: on a lighter note
Talking to myself for 4 hours, including laughing and joking,, people must think im round the bend lol
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GT85
- Posts: 365
- Joined: 26 Nov 2013, 20:02
- Gender: Male
- Location: ASDO
Re: on a lighter note
Kiss the last letter of the day before putting it through the letterbox. 
We're all here because we're not all there
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5plusbonusball
- Posts: 1136
- Joined: 12 Jan 2012, 20:50
- Gender: Male
- Location: up north of watford
Re: on a lighter note
Saying " must keep going, must not stop, it's all a bad dream" at the start of every loop!
Why are lino's paid full-time ??
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k979aaa
- Posts: 12578
- Joined: 03 Sep 2007, 19:14
- Gender: Male
- Location: THE NORTH
Re: on a lighter note
keep doing it!
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Dozen
- Posts: 101
- Joined: 21 Mar 2013, 18:56
- Gender: Male
Re: on a lighter note
OCD tendencies when locking the van to check it's definitely locked by trying the doors, then press the lock button again to make the lights flash just to be extra sure it's locked, then check again that the windows are definitely wound all the way up for the 2nd time, then maybe just take a quick glance at the handbrake to make sure it's definitely on, then wait until the lights have stopped flashing to press the lock button one last time for good measure.
I should probably get my head examined really
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Rory
- Posts: 90
- Joined: 09 Aug 2012, 12:42
- Gender: Male
Re: on a lighter note
GT85 wrote:Kiss the last letter of the day before putting it through the letterbox.
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arnold cheshire
- Posts: 5309
- Joined: 14 Oct 2010, 21:28
- Gender: Male
- Location: england
Re: on a lighter note
farting on the way round

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spen
- Posts: 531
- Joined: 18 Jan 2011, 19:53
- Gender: Male
Re: on a lighter note
Hahaha,, snap, takes me longer to lock the van somedays than to do the loopDozen wrote:OCD tendencies when locking the van to check it's definitely locked by trying the doors, then press the lock button again to make the lights flash just to be extra sure it's locked, then check again that the windows are definitely wound all the way up for the 2nd time, then maybe just take a quick glance at the handbrake to make sure it's definitely on, then wait until the lights have stopped flashing to press the lock button one last time for good measure.I should probably get my head examined really
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Jpro747
- Posts: 1342
- Joined: 23 Dec 2012, 10:22
- Gender: Male
Re: on a lighter note
Saying morning when its afternoon 
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5plusbonusball
- Posts: 1136
- Joined: 12 Jan 2012, 20:50
- Gender: Male
- Location: up north of watford
Re: on a lighter note
'dancing' while driving with the radio on loud!
Why are lino's paid full-time ??
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arnold cheshire
- Posts: 5309
- Joined: 14 Oct 2010, 21:28
- Gender: Male
- Location: england
Re: on a lighter note
reading scum news paper on way round june 12
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sophie97
- Posts: 169
- Joined: 17 Jul 2013, 15:10
- Gender: Female
Re: on a lighter note
I read people postcards, providing I can read the handwriting.
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Lounge Lizard
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 9458
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54
Re: on a lighter note
Talking to all the dogs and saying 'hello' to all the other animals and birds for 5½ hours, and having a chat with many of the people too.spen wrote:Talking to myself for 4 hours, including laughing and joking,, people must think im round the bend lol
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wabbithunta
- Posts: 872
- Joined: 03 Oct 2007, 18:39
- Gender: Male
- Location: On Planet Earth... Unlike the people who run RM!
Re: on a lighter note
Counting the doors and stairs and seeing how far I can go before I get to a door that is borked
"2 entry doors, 28 stairs, walk to next point. 2 more entry doors and another 28 stairs.. that's 4 doors and 56 steps.
Cut through to next entrance, press button to open door and nothing." Borked!
"2 entry doors, 28 stairs, walk to next point. 2 more entry doors and another 28 stairs.. that's 4 doors and 56 steps.
Cut through to next entrance, press button to open door and nothing." Borked!
"Better to die on your feet than live a life time on your knees"