Postman pat-the movie

[frankieboy]

Get ready for the more than usual " morning postman pat" from all the kiddies in the morning.

[arnold cheshire]

Get ready for the more than usual " morning postman pat" from all the kiddies in the morning.

ok gone past caring dont see high school kids anymore

[DGP1]

Just tell them you're not Pat because you don't get a f**king helicopter

[krussel]

Get ready for the more than usual " morning postman pat" from all the kiddies in the morning.

ok gone past caring dont see high school kids anymore

Used to see them on there way to school. These days they are coming home.

[krussel]

Get ready for the more than usual " morning postman pat" from all the kiddies in the morning.

I ve changed my opinion of old Pat.

Years ago I thought that it belittled our job and made us the laughing stock of our mates etc. However times have changed for the worse and now we have idiots such as Yodel door stepping Amazon parcels everywhere. Grumpy DHL drivers (met one this week and barely got a word out the sod) who don't give a damn. Maybe for us the cheery image of old Pat in his red van will help keep some public sentiment alive.

[wabbithunta]

Not quite Postman Pat: The Movie...

I found this blog purely by chance the other day..! So I thought I'd add it to the thread...!

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Thing 1). You own/ manage a shop. I ask you if I can use your toilet. You say no.

Thing 2). You have parked blocking your driveway completely. I cannot get up it.

Thing 3). You have a big dog in your front garden that is looking at me in a way that says “want to know if there’s life after death? Open the gate and find out!”

Thing 4). You have dog s**t on your front path.

Thing 5). You once tried to get my attention by clicking your fingers or saying “Hey, you!”

Thing 6), You saw me cut across your front lawn and came out to say “that’s not a pubic footpath you know!”

Thing 7). You chased me down the street shouting “will you put my f***ing mail all the way through the letterbox you f***ing TWAT!!!”

Thing 8). I inadvertently put your neighbour’s mail through your letterbox. You came out and mumbled something at me. I said “pardon?” twice and you then yelled “OH, YOU’RE DEAF AS WELL!!!”

Thing 9). You let me spend 2 or so minutes manipulating a packet through your “just big enough” letter box and then opened the door and said “you could have damaged that!”

Thing 10). You have a habit of answering the door in your underwear (and you’re either a bloke or an ugly woman).




So I added this edited story from Viz magazine.

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A wakeup call for all the kiddies that "love Postman Pat"

This is is Evil Brother... lmao

[SWIM]

oldie but goodie.

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[krussel]

Like this one.

temp postman pratt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxQD1MNbdeg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[2pints]

oldie but goodie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ADKght3_a18" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is brilliant!

[pyphon]

Fecking meowwww

[Dorset Plodder]

Had a load of builders chanting "Postman Pat..Postman Pat" to me one day so I just turned around and sung "Bob the Builder" back at them....Dickheads shut up after that!

[arnold cheshire]

Had a load of builders chanting "Postman Pat..Postman Pat" to me one day so I just turned around and sung "Bob the Builder" back at them....Dickheads shut up after that!

yes builders dont sing postman pat anymore because thats what we can sing back " bob the builder"

[wabbithunta]

Had a load of builders chanting "Postman Pat..Postman Pat" to me one day so I just turned around and sung "Bob the Builder" back at them....Dickheads shut up after that!

yes builders dont sing postman pat anymore because thats what we can sing back " bob the builder"

Shouldn't you be singing # bob budowniczy # now? [that's Polish]

[steven100]

Postman Pat the movie

Was this film commissioned as a joint effort between RM/TNT. We have no life and are treated like Robots. Ok....we will do lapsing.....wait summer staff resourcing.

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[leadseal]

Took my daughter to see it on Friday, and quite enjoyed it. It was a very thinly veiled attack on RM's modernisation program, with a huge poke at the X Factor as well.

Worth a watch, if you've got kids :)