Farting while sorting

[Caniel]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

[k979aaa]

More hot air.

[Judgee]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

...and yours smell like roses do they?

[P13]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

...and yours smell like roses do they?

Women don't fart

[k979aaa]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

...and yours smell like roses do they?

Women don't fart

They just pass gently by and say you lot stink proof in the old adage the one that smelt it dealt it.

[Caniel]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

...and yours smell like roses do they?

Women don't fart

They just pass gently by and say you lot stink proof in the old adage the one that smelt it dealt it.

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

...and yours smell like roses do they?

No they don't however:

1: I don't fart much because I don't eat a poor diet.

2: When I do I do it away from people not next to someone while acting all pleased with myself

[Kings Norton]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

Fat middle aged? Listen to young slim Jim here!

[OnAFlyer]

What has a poor diet got to do with farting? If I have a load of vegetables I'll be dropping plenty of clangers, but there's barely a murmur after a nice kebab smothered in chilli sauce.

As for farting on IPS, you need some people actually on there for that. There's usually only 3 or 4 of us, everyone else is double prepping.

[Caniel]

What has a poor diet got to do with farting? If I have a load of vegetables I'll be dropping plenty of clangers, but there's barely a murmur after a nice kebab smothered in chilli sauce.

As for farting on IPS, you need some people actually on there for that. There's usually only 3 or 4 of us, everyone else is double prepping.

Well there's three guys that drop their guts all the time and they're fat, middle aged and drink a lot lol. A few others chip in but they get shot down by the professional guffers.

[Chelseablue]

Must admit I find it disgusting too

[TrueBlueTerrier]

When doing IPS it stinks, all these fat middle aged male posties think it's some sort of competition as to who can s**t themselves the most. If there was a naked flame about we'd all be incinerated!

Are other offices like this or is mine a special case?

Fat middle aged? Listen to young slim Jim here!

wrong gender

[TrueBlueTerrier]

If I am in mixed company then I don't do anything that I wouldn't do in front of my mother or daughter. Others have different social limits,and who's to say they are wrong and I am right, but as long as you live within your own social morals then good luck to you.

[olilew]

our office is like that scene from Blazing Saddles!

[Barbel]

Yes all the time in our office and they like to waft it about so everyone can have a sniff lol..Some of them also like to loudly announce when they're going for an Eartha Kitt.

[Brainache]

Its just the same with hippos marking their spot. They stand in the water, have a sloppy gush of poo and fan it around with their tail to increase the effect. Moronic posties on IPS are doing the same, just following their instincts.