Getting caught short on your walk

[windermeredave]

Ok I guess its something that happens to all of us.have a coffee or two before we go out, 4 and 5 hour delivery span, some can last, some can`t , I am lucky to have a pub where I can use the loo, but one of the guys got caught pissing on a womans driveway, she went berserk, she wanted him sacked, he got taken off that walk but kept his job with a warning.
Christ when you gotta go you gotta go, if theres nowhere to relieve yourself what other option is there?
on my last walk there were two houses way back from the road with big bushes , I always used to have a piss there on the assumption the owners were at work. that was until one day a guy come out and caught me mid session, "what you doing?" he said FFS what a question, isn`t it flaming obvious?
he said he was going to complain but I didn`t hear another thing.

Any experiences fellow post people?

[postypie]

You taking the pi.ss?

[Pokermon]

Was doing park and loop with someone, they needed to pizz.....they decided to do it in the middle of a roundabout! No one complained but there he was stood in the middle bright orange coat LOL

[Viewfindergeneral]

Ok I guess its something that happens to all of us.have a coffee or two before we go out, 4 and 5 hour delivery span, some can last, some can`t , I am lucky to have a pub where I can use the loo, but one of the guys got caught pissing on a womans driveway, she went berserk, she wanted him sacked, he got taken off that walk but kept his job with a warning.
Christ when you gotta go you gotta go, if theres nowhere to relieve yourself what other option is there?
on my last walk there were two houses way back from the road with big bushes , I always used to have a piss there on the assumption the owners were at work. that was until one day a guy come out and caught me mid session, "what you doing?" he said FFS what a question, isn`t it flaming obvious?
he said he was going to complain but I didn`t hear another thing.

Any experiences fellow post people?

Surely, judging by your username you've got a huge great lake to p*** in
Seriously though, this must be a big problem throughout the country. Walks "should" be planned so that toilet facilities are in reach when needed but we all know what "should" happen and what actually happens are two completely different things. I am mostly OK as I can return to my office mid-delivery for a pit-stop but sometimes I have to take my chances in the back garden at customers houses who I hope are out. Not been caught yet!

[Shaman Mao]

Only one suggestion - don't drink coffee, it'll go straight through you, usually about 10 minutes after you've the office. Stick to tea.

[doorstepped]

a few weeks back I was busting for a slash and had no where to go.
so I got an old coke can out of the cab and climbed into the back of my Bipper ( not an easy thing to do )
so I pulled the door up and started to pee, just as I finished the door was pulled open by a copper who asked what I was doing, I told him I needed a pee and showed him where I did it.
he then proceeded to charge me with Possession of cannapiss.

[ratchet]

a few weeks back I was busting for a slash and had no where to go.
so I got an old coke can out of the cab and climbed into the back of my Bipper ( not an easy thing to do )
so I pulled the door up and started to pee, just as I finished the door was pulled open by a copper who asked what I was doing, I told him I needed a pee and showed him where I did it.
he then proceeded to charge me with Possession of cannapiss.

[bustedflush]

Use the trick I do, copied from our managers - wear a disposable nappy.

[2pints]

a few weeks back I was busting for a slash and had no where to go.
so I got an old coke can out of the cab and climbed into the back of my Bipper ( not an easy thing to do )
so I pulled the door up and started to pee, just as I finished the door was pulled open by a copper who asked what I was doing, I told him I needed a pee and showed him where I did it.
he then proceeded to charge me with Possession of cannapiss.

I am usually ok if i take a piss before going out but not long back i was busting so i went in an alleyway behind some houses,why is it that when you piss outside it always lasts f***ing ages?? I just wanted it to stop,nervously turnin me head every 2 seconds wondering if anyone was looking but it went on for an eternity.

[Timelord]

You're fortunate that you can stand up to pee, think of the poor ladies!

[2pints]

You're fortunate that you can stand up to pee, think of the poor ladies!

I often think of ladies

[trevjim]

I've peed many times. I tend to know the best spots to go on walks. Trailways, alley ways etc.

Been 'caught' a couple of times on the trailway. I just put my ding dong away and walked off.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

You're fortunate that you can stand up to pee, think of the poor ladies!

I often think of ladies

That usually helps

[daveyeff]

had to hev a shite once. went behind a derelict house in the back yard and shat in an old disguarded pedal bin. wiped me arse on a d2d. disgraceful i know, but it was either that or pappin me troosaz. no brainer really.

[cweg]

had to hev a shite once. went behind a derelict house in the back yard and shat in an old disguarded pedal bin. wiped me arse on a d2d. disgraceful i know, but it was either that or pappin me troosaz. no brainer really.

Haha, I had to break off and drive home for a shite a few weeks ago. No chance I was going back to the office, would never hear the end of it.