Farting on sorting......

[postypie]

where do we stand on this?
Some posties let rip while on sorting(the silent ones are the deadliest)....forcing other staff members to flee in panic until the odour disperses itself...(some odours though can linger for quite some time)....I am just wondering whether this just affects our orifice..(sorry..office)..or is this a national problem ....or maybe I have blown it out of all proportion ...any tips on how to fight the farters would be like a breath of fresh air.

[bensonhedge]

Think yourself lucky,at our place s h i t comes out of the gaffers mouth when where sorting.

[windermeredave]

we have a guy that comes round and drops one on purpose, cue mass sorting frame evacuation.

[postypie]

we have a guy that comes round and drops one on purpose, cue mass sorting frame evacuation.

Have the planners built this into their framework/planning?

[postypie]

we have a guy that comes round and drops one on purpose, cue mass sorting frame evacuation.

Have the planners built this into their framework/planning?

OR IS IT UP IN THR AIR?lol

[freelunch]

Ours is competitive farting, recognition for smelliest, loudest, funniest, etc.
New catagories are discovered all the time.
However, such is the dedication to this "sport", there's been a few mishaps......
...and we've had to introduce a total ban on SHARTING on IPS

[stephenb19578]

Is this a wind up?

[mvinny]

where do we stand on this?
Some posties let rip while on sorting(the silent ones are the deadliest)....forcing other staff members to flee in panic until the odour disperses itself...(some odours though can linger for quite some time)....I am just wondering whether this just affects our orifice..(sorry..office)..or is this a national problem ....or maybe I have blown it out of all proportion ...any tips on how to fight the farters would be like a breath of fresh air.

WTF!

[ratchet]

Is this a wind up?

Nah, you've got it arse about face.............. it's wind down.

[postypie]

where do we stand on this?
Some posties let rip while on sorting(the silent ones are the deadliest)....forcing other staff members to flee in panic until the odour disperses itself...(some odours though can linger for quite some time)....I am just wondering whether this just affects our orifice..(sorry..office)..or is this a national problem ....or maybe I have blown it out of all proportion ...any tips on how to fight the farters would be like a breath of fresh air.

WTF!

Calm yourself down kiddo.....it's all tongue in cheek stuff.....go back to the union room.

[doorstepped]

if everyone on the IPS frame takes a deep breath it will go away quicker ;)

[RedBagMan]

Flap your Flats ...

[teesdale]

Must have farted about 40 times today in mail centre. Its that hot chocolate out of the machines.

[axeman]

The human body expels ten cubic litres of air per day according to those people who know these things just ask your partner sure she does ? but quietly

[mvinny]

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Enjoy!