Where do you stick YOUR parcels ?

RedBagMan · Post by **RedBagMan** » 10 Dec 2013, 21:03

... found this hanging out of the letterbox of one of my customers yesterday ...

... and it wasn't a poster tube

new2me · Post by **new2me** » 10 Dec 2013, 21:47

a woman on my route has requested parcels to be deposited in her red box

*xen* · Post by ***xen*** » 10 Dec 2013, 22:06

An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

wabbithunta · Post by **wabbithunta** » 11 Dec 2013, 05:53

We're only taking small packets out on our (huge) P&L delivery, and a driver is doing all the tracked/signedfors and large items (we are not any doing attended calls) I had a woman on my delivery ask if I had anything big for her, when I told her I only had a small packet she said that's a shame I was hoping for something bigger. Then gave me a dirty laugh and grinned.

I thought "no thanks.. you're a muffin top!"

Post by **bustedflush** » 11 Dec 2013, 09:49

Hurrah!! 4 posts that made me laugh, a change from all the terminal whingeing that normally occurs on here!

wabbithunta · Post by **wabbithunta** » 11 Dec 2013, 17:38

bustedflush wrote:Hurrah!! 4 posts that made me laugh, a change from all the terminal whingeing that normally occurs on here!

Thanks... nice to know it made someone laugh.

Post by **saddlerposty** » 11 Dec 2013, 18:28

*xen* wrote:An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

Hooorah for MILFS they make the job worthwhile on these cold mornings....ever noticed on parcels from Ann Summers (gold group) "for internal use only"

or " leave in back passage"

Post by **saddlerposty** » 11 Dec 2013, 18:30

wabbithunta wrote:We're only taking small packets out on our (huge) P&L delivery, and a driver is doing all the tracked/signedfors and large items (we are not any doing attended calls) I had a woman on my delivery ask if I had anything big for her, when I told her I only had a small packet she said that's a shame I was hoping for something bigger. Then gave me a dirty laugh and grinned.

I thought "no thanks.. you're a muffin top!"

nowt wrong with a bit of muffin top, bingo wings and corned beef legs are a turn off though.

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 11 Dec 2013, 19:57

bustedflush wrote:Hurrah!! 4 posts that made me laugh, a change from all the terminal whingeing that normally occurs on here!

Showing your age there - they call them screens nowadays.

boo634 · Post by **boo634** » 11 Dec 2013, 20:23

Had a guy at our office leave a parcel in the recycling bin left a note unfortunately it was collection day

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sussexlad · Post by **sussexlad** » 11 Dec 2013, 20:52

saddlerposty wrote:
*xen* wrote:An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

Hooorah for MILFS they make the job worthwhile on these cold mornings....ever noticed on parcels from Ann Summers (gold group) "for internal use only" or " leave in back passage"

"for internal use only" i think you will find refers to the barcode just above it.

Pinky 1 · Post by **Pinky 1** » 11 Dec 2013, 20:59

sussexlad wrote:
saddlerposty wrote:
*xen* wrote:An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

Hooorah for MILFS they make the job worthwhile on these cold mornings....ever noticed on parcels from Ann Summers (gold group) "for internal use only" or " leave in back passage"
"for internal use only" i think you will find refers to the barcode just above it.

I think the humour bus just passed you by, sussexlad

wabbithunta · Post by **wabbithunta** » 11 Dec 2013, 22:47

Pinky 1 wrote:
sussexlad wrote:
saddlerposty wrote:
*xen* wrote:An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

Hooorah for MILFS they make the job worthwhile on these cold mornings....ever noticed on parcels from Ann Summers (gold group) "for internal use only" or " leave in back passage"
"for internal use only" i think you will find refers to the barcode just above it.
I think the humour bus just passed you by, sussexlad

He seems a tad slow on the uptake.. or just the "innocent" type maybe?

sussexlad · Post by **sussexlad** » 11 Dec 2013, 23:14

wabbithunta wrote:
Pinky 1 wrote:
sussexlad wrote:
saddlerposty wrote:
*xen* wrote:An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

Hooorah for MILFS they make the job worthwhile on these cold mornings....ever noticed on parcels from Ann Summers (gold group) "for internal use only" or " leave in back passage"
"for internal use only" i think you will find refers to the barcode just above it.
I think the humour bus just passed you by, sussexlad

He seems a tad slow on the uptake.. or just the "innocent" type maybe?

"I thank god I wore my corset because I think my slides have split"

cweg · Post by **cweg** » 12 Dec 2013, 15:54

boo634 wrote:Had a guy at our office leave a parcel in the recycling bin left a note unfortunately it was collection day b

How does this happen? People need to leave their bins by the side of the road for collection, so if the bin is not tucked behind the house or around the side the postie should know better!

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