Moya's Magical Mathematics Manipulation

[Guevarista]

Most of you will, by now, have seen the RM spin-doctors' latest attempt to undermine CWU solidarity in the run up to strike action. Frankly, it reeks of desperation, and is an insult to the intelligence of CWU members... Then again, two can play at that game!

Royal Mail is very disappointed by the announcement that CWU members have voted in favour of taking industrial action in the ballot and that a strike day has been announced by the union. However we note that with a 63 per cent turnout, a majority of the union membership (51 per cent) chose to vote against strike action or abstain. In addition, taking into account frontline employees who are not union members (24,000), only 40.5 per cent have backed a strike.

Royal Mail, XXXXX Delivery Office CWU members are elated by the announcement that CWU members have voted in favour of taking industrial action in the ballot and that a strike day has been announced by the union. However we note that with a 63 per cent turnout, a majority of the union membership (71.5 per cent) chose not to vote against industrial action, or abstain. In addition, taking into account frontline employees who are not union members (24,000), only 11.5 per cent have failed to back a strike.

[Guevarista]

I'm printing that off for the noticeboard tomorrow!

[Dozen]

Moya Greene on privatisation:

"To help us compete in the mail and parcels industry, we need access to external capital, and the authority to change and manipulate statistics as we see fit. Doublethink is one of the first principles of Ingsoc."

Thanks Moya but I forget, is it Eurasia or Eastasia we're at war with this time?

[Shaman Mao]

Mind if I steal that?

[HeilMoya]

Moya Greene on privatisation:

"To help us compete in the mail and parcels industry, we need access to external capital, and the authority to change and manipulate statistics as we see fit. Doublethink is one of the first principles of Ingsoc."

Thanks Moya but I forget, is it Eurasia or Eastasia we're at war with this time?

Don't forget "protection from our people". I absolutely despise this woman.