I've been trying to think of a logical, plausible possible explanation for this ever since
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Rather strange
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ysbrydtawel
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Rather strange
Delivered a small parcel the other day to a holiday park. On the back of the parcel (the opposite side to that on which the address was written), was written: 'Fetch the chainsaw'.
I've been trying to think of a logical, plausible possible explanation for this ever since
I've been trying to think of a logical, plausible possible explanation for this ever since
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RedBagMan
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Re: Rather strange
Maybe parcel contained a mask not unlike this ??
"We're under model" - oh no we're not - stick your lapse elsewhere ...
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fishtank
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trevjim
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Re: Rather strange
I delivered a letter to a 'Mr Fat Head' once
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calsae
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Re: Rather strange
A guy regularly comes to pick up packets his brother sends him addressed to Mr Dick Head 
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daveyeff
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Re: Rather strange
feck me!! its mark higsonRedBagMan wrote:Maybe parcel contained a mask not unlike this ??
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Lazycarton
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Re: Rather strange
I had a signed for addressed to "Piss Flaps", no answer and so returned to callers office. Wad told it would be interesting to see her ID for that name - No ID, no parcel 
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Jpro747
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Re: Rather strange
Worst ive had was label on parcel saying "urgent delivery - live insects inside" 
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feduppostie
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Re: Rather strange
reminds me of my daughters sort of humour
if she gets a phone call from an unknown number she answers 'It's done but there's blood everywhere'
funnily enough she doesn't get that many calls from unknown numbers now lol
if she gets a phone call from an unknown number she answers 'It's done but there's blood everywhere'
funnily enough she doesn't get that many calls from unknown numbers now lol
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Dorset Plodder
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Re: Rather strange
Consider your daughter's reply nicked Fed! 
Should freak a few cold callers out!
Should freak a few cold callers out! Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
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pahoehoe
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Re: Rather strange
I delivered a parcel which had printed on the front 'adult toys.com' and on the back it said 'all returns must be washed".
Lady came to the door and I just could not say anything.
Also another packet which was from America, and on the customs label it said 'adult baby wear'. He's a baby, he's a baby!
Plenty more like that.
Lady came to the door and I just could not say anything.
Also another packet which was from America, and on the customs label it said 'adult baby wear'. He's a baby, he's a baby!
Plenty more like that.
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