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hopkirk
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nicknames

Post by hopkirk »

i know this has probably been done before but i wonder if anybody has unsual nicknames for people in their office we used to have someone called slow burner he lived with his parents at the the local crem :chuckle
bogstandard
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Re: nicknames

Post by bogstandard »

we've one bloke recently been renamed Lazy Pob, after the 80's/90's kids programme where pob used to take a deep breath and spit over the screen then write its name. this one just gently breathes out when entering into acknowledgement of your presence with an eurggh as though he's just finished on the bog. The Lazy B
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BettySwollocks
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Re: nicknames

Post by BettySwollocks »

We had one guy called "Monkey experiment head", he kinda resembled that famous photo of the monkey that had all manor of medical tests run on it,
another was called "Cuprinol", he looked like the wooden character off the adverts, not the most handsome guy, everyone hated him.
"Acid bath murderer", a rather aggressive/psychotic looking guy.
"Maggot", very small willy.
"ferret", a small weasley looking lad.
westy23
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Re: nicknames

Post by westy23 »

Morning
Used to work with a Phg called ALL IN ONE because he had glasses a big nose and a moustache and it
looked like the kids disguises we used to play with.
saddlerposty
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Re: nicknames

Post by saddlerposty »

we've got an humpalumpa cos she actually looks like one.
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Re: nicknames

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Fred :shock:

His last name is West. :chuckle :chuckle

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Twiggy27_uk
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Re: nicknames

Post by Twiggy27_uk »

Ok let me think.

Back when I was younger I remember a few where I used to work.
Nicnak as he looked like the guy off fantasy island.
Monster who seemed to have incredible strength.
Wiggy for obvious reasons of the hairpiece.
Roger due to his surname being Moore.
Mickey Rooney yet again due to his surname. Not his real first name.
Night and day. Always did ghosters or throughs so nicknamed after Carl porters classic song.
Dash due to his running about and getting through walks rather quickly.
Posh for obvious reasons. He was a bit posh.

That's just a few.
ploppy
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Re: nicknames

Post by ploppy »

A few i remember.
Monkey Mason,because he looked like one.
Jimmy the Skunk,because he smelled like one.
.22,because he was a small bore.
50cal,because he was a big bore.
Kipper Britches,because she wasnt too hot with the feminin(sp) hygene.
krussel
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Re: nicknames

Post by krussel »

We had this guy start many years ago and it was found out that he had once been arrested and charged for exposing himself. He got named "flash" and some one would start the queen song most days. FLASH.....Ahhhhhhhhh etc :Very Happy
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peppapig
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Re: nicknames

Post by peppapig »

Two soups

The guys name is Campbell Baxter :dance