the writing on the wall...

[illustr8]

I'm sure most (if not all) offices have got a few choice words of wisdom on the toilet walls, so thought it might be fun to hear some. My favourite from our office said 'stop writing on these f***ing walls.'

[NewPostieUK]

Penny a look, tuppence a feel, three pence a ride on the big hairy wheel.

[k979aaa]

I think their will be some interesting ones tomorrow in regards pay houses and theft of large sums of money.

[meercat]

Our toilets are spotless and you wouldn't want it any other way it would feel like a service station bogs if graffiti started going up. Well spotless apart from 'Call me, Gay or Straight Good Times guaranteed 0843XXXX OR see me at my frame'

[cyrus]

For gay text or phone sex (DOM'S mobile number).When he found out his real number was on the wall, he threatened to sack who ever put it up.

[illustr8]

Penny a look, tuppence a feel, three pence a ride on the big hairy wheel.

That's brilliant! Haha!

[UnhappyGremlin]

Just the usual stuff.
Like 'XXXX takes it up the arse'.
Which, to be fair, she actually does.

[k979aaa]

Just the usual stuff.
Like 'XXXX takes it up the arse'.
Which, to be fair, she actually does.

Never knew you had a job at R/M HQ

[UnhappyGremlin]

Just the usual stuff.
Like 'XXXX takes it up the arse'.
Which, to be fair, she actually does.

Never knew you had a job at R/M HQ

Damn, I've been found out......

[illustr8]

Another favourite of mine from my office is ' (x manager) is gay with (y manager)' - and in different handwriting underneath '& on the railways'. I'm still not sure if that's a euphemism. There was also a point where we had a 'collection' on the end wall - each of which had arrows pointing to them and the words 'multiple bogeys'.