Would be fun to have a moggy in the office on rodent patrol but the DIM would take it off it's cushy mousing duty and send it out with lapsing.
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Offices employing a cat.
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Caniel
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Offices employing a cat.
I was reading that "Master of the Posts" book and apparently it's possible to employ a cat to control rodents in an office
. The office can even claim expenses to cover the cost of feeding the cat, although this has to be reduced over time to encourage the cat to eat the rats and mice.
Would be fun to have a moggy in the office on rodent patrol but the DIM would take it off it's cushy mousing duty and send it out with lapsing.
Would be fun to have a moggy in the office on rodent patrol but the DIM would take it off it's cushy mousing duty and send it out with lapsing.
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arnold cheshire
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
the delivery supplement out of the cats wages should pay for cat foodCaniel wrote:I was reading that "Master of the Posts" book and apparently it's possible to employ a cat to control rodents in an office. The office can even claim expenses to cover the cost of feeding the cat, although this has to be reduced over time to encourage the cat to eat the rats and mice.
Would be fun to have a moggy in the office on rodent patrol but the DIM would take it off it's cushy mousing duty and send it out with lapsing.
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Caniel
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
Have to be cheapo cat food from Lidl or Aldi so it's in line with everything else that's cheapo at RMbringon4dayweeks wrote:the delivery supplement out of the cats wages should pay for cat foodCaniel wrote:I was reading that "Master of the Posts" book and apparently it's possible to employ a cat to control rodents in an office. The office can even claim expenses to cover the cost of feeding the cat, although this has to be reduced over time to encourage the cat to eat the rats and mice.
Would be fun to have a moggy in the office on rodent patrol but the DIM would take it off it's cushy mousing duty and send it out with lapsing.![]()
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flaminmoses
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
dims didnt want it because the cats would go aftre them
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Grinder64
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
Sounding precisely like the whole RM management structure so long as you supplant the word 'increased' when referring to the costing...Caniel wrote:The office can even claim expenses to cover the cost of feeding the cat, although this has to be reduced over time to encourage the cat to eat the rats and mice.
You do the work, they get the loot. The men with the smiles and the 3 piece suits.
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krussel
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
Cats are quite clever and one would jack RM in a week.
Either that or they would give it some rodent absorbtion in another office
Either that or they would give it some rodent absorbtion in another office
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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clashcityrocker
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
Isn't there a pillar for a cat in World Class Mail?
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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arnold cheshire
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
the cats only last 4 weeks then you need a new pair
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Caniel
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
ROFL!bringon4dayweeks wrote:the cats only last 4 weeks then you need a new pair
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krussel
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bringon4dayweeks wrote:the cats only last 4 weeks then you need a new pair
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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Lincox
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Re: Offices employing a cat.
If dead mice and rats were left strewn on the office floor, would they be done for wilfully delaying not eating them.
