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TOILET STOPS ON P&L

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rollo663
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TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by rollo663 »

Our office goes live in the next month or so ,with delivery spans ranging from 4 to 5 hours .Should you have a toilet stop on your delivery arranged with manager or just use common sense when nature takes its cause ,as its leaving your partner waiting ?
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marshallmercury
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Joined: 23 Mar 2011, 16:38
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by marshallmercury »

Just use your common sense, if there are no toilets on your route and you have to drive 5 mins to the nearest one then so be it!
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postypie
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by postypie »

Take some bog roll with you. Bobs your uncle...
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gerardy
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by gerardy »

the planners are supposed to identify possible places for the staff to use toilets while out on delivery.
if they fail to identify any toilets then you could always travel back to the office
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eastie
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by eastie »

use a drinks bottle in the back of the van
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Judgee
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by Judgee »

Use a lucozade bottle then offer it to your manager on your return! :wink:
Union what Union? Do we have a union?
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

rollo663 wrote:Our office goes live in the next month or so ,with delivery spans ranging from 4 to 5 hours .Should you have a toilet stop on your delivery arranged with manager or just use common sense when nature takes its cause ,as its leaving your partner waiting ?
Toilet stops should already be identified on all walks anyway as part of the H&S legislation compliance. So if they have done their jobs all they have to do is transfer them to the new duties.
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chuzzwuzzer
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by chuzzwuzzer »

Judgee wrote:Use a lucozade bottle then offer it to your manager on your return! :wink:
Never tried crapping into a Lucozade bottle before.Thanks for the tip though ! :Very Happy
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

chuzzwuzzer wrote:
Judgee wrote:Use a lucozade bottle then offer it to your manager on your return! :wink:
Never tried crapping into a Lucozade bottle before.Thanks for the tip though ! :Very Happy
plenty of bad curry the night before makes it easier to aim :oops:
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Robbo318
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by Robbo318 »

Take an empty 2ltr pop bottle with you, bog roll and an old delivery pouch.

Use the pouch for number 2's only!

Simples
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Judgee
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by Judgee »

chuzzwuzzer wrote:
Judgee wrote:Use a lucozade bottle then offer it to your manager on your return! :wink:
Never tried crapping into a Lucozade bottle before.Thanks for the tip though ! :Very Happy
:Applause :thumbup :chuckle
Union what Union? Do we have a union?
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coxie
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by coxie »

If you need a pony then use an oasis bottle, they have a bigger rim
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postypie
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by postypie »

marshallmercury wrote:Just use your common sense, if there are no toilets on your route and you have to drive 5 mins to the nearest one then so be it!


What about using one of those blue pouch bags we all use to send undelivered items back to the office....just crap in them and post back.... :crazy: :crazy: joke
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DiamondSmiles
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by DiamondSmiles »

Well the council have decided to close 75% of the public loos in our city, I hope the planners have identified various hedges we can use.
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royalmailslave
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Re: TOILET STOPS ON P&L

Post by royalmailslave »

I whip my little man out for a slash just about anywheres I can get away with it....or a pop bottle in the back of the van(I advise using Oasis bottles)they have a wider neck.... or you run the risk of spraying piss all over your bags and parcels.....for number 2s I've s**t in the middle of a Daily Sport on many an occasion simple closed the paper and whizzed it into a farmers field as I pass.....failing that Asda carrier bags come in handy....put your legs through the handles and pull all the way up like a pair of undies..drop your banker and away you go....pull off tie handles and bingo(I advise using Morrisons) they're a lot tougher.
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