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strange lady today

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Thunderthighs
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strange lady today

Post by Thunderthighs »

New lad I was with was delivering to a dodgy estate, and a "lady" walks towards him. She says,loudly, "Ave you dun number 15?" He replied he had,and that there was no post for her.
Suddenly, she lunges at him and shouts..."It must be in there!" and begins to search through his bag - not a sexual innuendo! "Then shouts, "I need it!!"
No doubt she was searching for a Dole/Benefit cheque of some type.
He was taken aback and pulled the bag away quickly.

Why do I attract the nutters? Oh,I AM the nutter...I get it!
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k979aaa
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007, 19:14
Gender: Male
Location: THE NORTH

Re: strange lady today

Post by k979aaa »

Phone the cops tell them care in the community has failed once again!.
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Stormproof
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Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
Gender: Female

Re: strange lady today

Post by Stormproof »

I'm more shocked by the new starter getting some training :shock:
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

Illegitimi non carborundum
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SF
Posts: 183
Joined: 12 Nov 2009, 23:30
Gender: Male
Location: Midlands.

Re: strange lady today

Post by SF »

Provoke her into hitting you. Let her have the bags. Phone police. Go home with stress/injury. Go on Expedia and book a holiday.

Happy days.
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Stella102
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Joined: 06 Aug 2011, 19:32
Gender: Male

Re: strange lady today

Post by Stella102 »

very peculiar
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Thunderthighs
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Joined: 14 Jul 2009, 19:42
Gender: Male

Re: strange lady today

Post by Thunderthighs »

Looking on SAGA as we speak!!!!
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eastie
EX ROYAL MAIL
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Joined: 16 Jun 2011, 15:32
Gender: Male

Re: strange lady today

Post by eastie »

I used to get the rattling junkies on my round asking for their giro's at the start of my round before P/L.
Told them no and they had to wait until I posted it and used to get all the abuse.
Next week you would see them again all nice as pie asking you again and it went on week after week, they were a pain in the ass
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catch22
Posts: 196
Joined: 22 Sep 2012, 21:12
Gender: Male

Re: strange lady today

Post by catch22 »

SF wrote:Provoke her into hitting you. Let her have the bags. Phone police. Go home with stress/injury. Go on Expedia and book a holiday.

Happy days.

ha ha ha
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newtimes
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 595
Joined: 16 Feb 2012, 14:10
Gender: Male

Re: strange lady today

Post by newtimes »

Thunderthighs wrote:New lad I was with was delivering to a dodgy estate, and a "lady" walks towards him. She says,loudly, "Ave you dun number 15?" He replied he had,and that there was no post for her.
Suddenly, she lunges at him and shouts..."It must be in there!" and begins to search through his bag - not a sexual innuendo! "Then shouts, "I need it!!"
No doubt she was searching for a Dole/Benefit cheque of some type.
He was taken aback and pulled the bag away quickly.

Why do I attract the nutters? Oh,I AM the nutter...I get it!
She was only wanting her free air ticket to Canada. :cuppa
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krussel
Posts: 5300
Joined: 26 Jan 2009, 18:03
Gender: Male
Location: Out on the streets.

Re: strange lady today

Post by krussel »

The world is full of frigging nutters these days :roll:
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Joined: 30 Dec 2006, 10:29
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Location: On my couch

Re: strange lady today

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

newtimes wrote:
Thunderthighs wrote:New lad I was with was delivering to a dodgy estate, and a "lady" walks towards him. She says,loudly, "Ave you dun number 15?" He replied he had,and that there was no post for her.
Suddenly, she lunges at him and shouts..."It must be in there!" and begins to search through his bag - not a sexual innuendo! "Then shouts, "I need it!!"
No doubt she was searching for a Dole/Benefit cheque of some type.
He was taken aback and pulled the bag away quickly.

Why do I attract the nutters? Oh,I AM the nutter...I get it!
She was only wanting her free air ticket to Canada. :cuppa
She'll have to cancel it - there is a non state "state funeral" which she'll probably have to attend.
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newtimes
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Joined: 16 Feb 2012, 14:10
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Re: strange lady today

Post by newtimes »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
newtimes wrote:
Thunderthighs wrote:New lad I was with was delivering to a dodgy estate, and a "lady" walks towards him. She says,loudly, "Ave you dun number 15?" He replied he had,and that there was no post for her.
Suddenly, she lunges at him and shouts..."It must be in there!" and begins to search through his bag - not a sexual innuendo! "Then shouts, "I need it!!"
No doubt she was searching for a Dole/Benefit cheque of some type.
He was taken aback and pulled the bag away quickly.

Why do I attract the nutters? Oh,I AM the nutter...I get it!
She was only wanting her free air ticket to Canada. :cuppa
She'll have to cancel it - there is a non state "state funeral" which she'll probably have to attend.
OR
Dixieland funeral march
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bdohpu1ZRA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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