10 ways to get finished early...

[bensonhedge]

1. Come in early,fairly obvious really.Start early...finish early as the old saying goes.
2. Skip the break.Just prolongs the agony of the shift.
3. Leave d2d for regular man on duty.Not your round,not your problem.
4. Leave trolley in back of van.An absolute no brainer.Can put another hr on duty at least.
5. Walk across garden lawns.Sod the long way round on path.
6. Use own car.No long trip back to office just nice ride home.
7. Doorstep all packets.Anywhere will do.All other firms do same,might as well join em.
8. Run duty(age 45+ excused).None of that 4mph speed which company said.Gotta be looking at 10mph jog.
9. Dont walksort.Leave it for someone else.Or if forced do minimum(5 minutes).then back on own frame.
10.No work time learning.Make a dash for door when called.Use good excuse(smoke break,comfort break ect).

[fishtank]

11. Jack it in and sit on the dole.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

I hope

[clashcityrocker]

12. Hide your second wave mail under someone else's frame.

[fishtank]

13. Turn up drunk.

[AnotherLimey]

He's a known troll, ignore him

[Hitcher]

14. Don't do any safety checks.

[krussel]

15. Come in on your rest day to prep your d2d
16. Take next weeks d2d home for the kids to prep for 50p
17. Pay someone to deliver your last bag

[ebbzie]

18. Become a DOM
19. Become CWU rep (doms pet)

[bensonhedge]

12. Hide your second wave mail under someone else's frame.

Damn yes!!!

[bensonhedge]

14. Don't do any safety checks.

yes yes

[bensonhedge]

He's a known troll, ignore him

do one

[DB1100]

15) Do a gram of Bolivian marching powder.

[arnold cheshire]

He's a known troll, ignore him

do one

what come in early ?

[bensonhedge]

He's a known troll, ignore him

do one

what come in early ?

No...a gram of the bolivian.