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big cheese coming tomorrow.

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daveyeff
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big cheese coming tomorrow.

Post by daveyeff »

the acting lino says he,s a top gaffer (just below higson),,, and he,s at ours tomorrow to do a survey about the trolleys and what we think of them, and if the job is better or worse with them. he says if he asks you any questions, to be totally honest. tell him if you think they are shyte or whatever. he,s putting our office in his big presentation at a national meeting in birmingham in a few weeks. no doubt the courier will be there so i hope they dont think we,ll be all smiling and as happy as pigs in shyte.,,,,you shouldve seen the assistant dom today. had them running around like heedless chickens.,,,, they,ve put brand new chairs in the mess/canteen room. had the cleaner polish the floor. they,ve even had romec in to fix the locker room door thats been fekt for months and months. what a pile of false bollox!! :crazy:
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Re: big cheese coming tomorrow.

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Just like when theres an audit they get tipped off and then attempt to "Secrete Mail" Thats called intensional "Wilful Delay" and ive witnessed it .Do Managers get :crazy: :crazy: dismissed No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Secrete Mail
Sounds painful.
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Re: big cheese coming tomorrow.

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The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
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If it's anything like the visit we ha
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When he turns up say to him,
"Are you the new cleaner, you have made a lovely job of the office. Never seen it so clean"
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Post by DirtyHarry »

Fluke wrote:The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
Does sound as though it's a scene from 'NAZIS, A WARNING ROM HISTORY.'

Wonder if their DIMFUHRER has asked a few of them to make up an orchestra?
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DirtyHarry wrote:
Fluke wrote:The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
Does sound as though it's a scene from 'NAZIS, A WARNING ROM HISTORY.'

Wonder if their DIMFUHRER has asked a few of them to make up an orchestra?
ATOS will be sat at tables in the yard, whilst semi naked postmen trot round. The fit ones will go to the left and on to trolleys, the ones that struggle will be taken by the kappo workplace coaches for further training in the shower block. :shock:
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Fluke wrote:The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
I call Godwins law :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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Re: big cheese coming tomorrow.

Post by Fluke »

DGP1 wrote:
Fluke wrote:The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
I call Godwins law :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Not for the first time that RM managers on an online forum have been likened to the Nazis, the probability of a comparison was always going to be there. :neutral:
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Fluke wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Fluke wrote:The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
I call Godwins law :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Not for the first time that RM managers on an online forum have been likened to the Nazis, the probability of a comparison was always going to be there. :neutral:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :whistle
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Fluke
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Re: big cheese coming tomorrow.

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DGP1 wrote:
Fluke wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
Fluke wrote:The Nazis did something similar, they got the inmates to write post cards saying how great the camp was. :whistle
I call Godwins law :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Not for the first time that RM managers on an online forum have been likened to the Nazis, the probability of a comparison was always going to be there. :neutral:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :whistle
I don't need the link, I know what Godwin's law is.
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You won't need to click the link then but I didn't know so I did.
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We once had a 'suprise' health and safety inspection. The DOM was given a 24hr warning that it would be taking place, then made all the line managers ran round all day tidying up and making sure they couldn't be pulled on anything.

A bit of me thinks it defeats the object of the inspection to warn people.

Then another bit, the cynical (realistic) part of me, can't help but think that the DOM was warned because the company do not want to find out about the many H&S infractions that happen daily. It wouldn't look good, and also suspect it would damage their prospects around bonus time. :evil/mad
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Re: big cheese coming tomorrow.

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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:You won't need to click the link then but I didn't know so I did.

Same here.
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