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Secret Letters

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Dj Silver
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Secret Letters

Post by Dj Silver »

I've read a few threads where RM send letters out on rounds where dishonesty is suspected. I have no security issues, just a curious mind.

How do they actually do it?

How do they choose addresses?

How do they monitor the 'special mail' sent out?

How many letters would be sent?

Just wondering. :Very Happy
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Its not just the IB that send them out for investigations.

But local management should also send out test letters for every duty on a regular basis. Also there is the "secret" panellists who allegedly have RFID readers installed at home and log all mail in and out - this is where RM get their data on whether they have hit their targets . Plus of course there is the Customer Service questionnaire you see stuck onto some letters and packets.

On the IB side you won't be able to get full details on how they do it but I guess it would be a combination of door knocking, getting volunteers and technology - too many to worry about, and to be honest of little concern if you are an honest chap.
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Dj Silver
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by Dj Silver »

Thanks for your in depth reply.

As I said I'm just curious and of course as you said, if you do nothing wrong what they do and how they do it is of not for the likes of us! :thumbup
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Re: Secret Letters

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They have ex-military satellites watching every move you make i heard,also they take your fingerprints from coffee cups...and they're lizards but i never told you that. :silenced
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by chooch »

:silenced
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by daveyeff »

fishtank wrote:They have ex-military satellites watching every move you make i heard,also they take your fingerprints from coffee cups...and they're lizards but i never told you that. :silenced
i always knew you were a conspiricy theorist. and as we all know rm are part of the illuminati :Very Happy
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by Dj Silver »

fishtank wrote:They have ex-military satellites watching every move you make i heard,also they take your fingerprints from coffee cups...and they're lizards but i never told you that. :silenced
Oh blimey! Now I know why every now and then my PDA has a smiley face appear and wink at me! :nervous
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by monkeymutha »

They put red cards in amongst ure D2Ds as well to make sure that you have done them properly. You don't deliver the cards though instead you give them to your manager (shove them up his ass).
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by krussel »

They put bromide in the coffee as well. :nervous
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by ashadd »

sgt,rock wrote:
monkeymutha wrote:They put red cards in amongst ure D2Ds as well to make sure that you have done them properly. You don't deliver the cards though instead you give them to your manager (shove them up his ass).
The dodgy blokes flick through the D2D's pull out the red cards, hand them to the manager and then dump the D2D's as normal. Pointless exercise really as its easy for them to beat.
They do have certain households that monitor what d2ds are delivered that week, so be careful. :shock:
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by WHITEANT »

:crazy: :crazy: Then there is the household that is marked with invisible ink
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Re: Secret Letters

Post by fng »

daveyeff wrote:
fishtank wrote:They have ex-military satellites watching every move you make i heard,also they take your fingerprints from coffee cups...and they're lizards but i never told you that. :silenced
i always knew you were a conspiricy theorist. and as we all know rm are part of the illuminati :Very Happy

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Re: Secret Letters

Post by fng »

I was a bit worried about all the tactics used to catch dishonest posties......until i realised that it relied on managers actually doing something to set the traps. :roll: I think you dishonest types will be safe for a while.
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