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Hilarious cock up

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Broxi51
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Hilarious cock up

Post by Broxi51 »

The agency driver brought the wrong van to our office for our final feed.
Instead of the 15 yorkies we were expecting, the van was empty.
Felt sorry for the guy as we were all pissing ourselves laughing.
The MC realised the cock up about 10 minutes after he was on his way
and managed to arrange another driver to bring the mail up.
Quote of the day had to come from the agency worker.
"Don't tell me I've brought the wrong van up" :Very Happy
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19times
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by 19times »

:Very Happy

Happened to me this :oops:

Loaded van up with Pouches/Parcels, locked it up to go back into the office came out got in drove off to first loop point, opened back up and tadahhhh empty facking Van! i was like :shock:

Got back to find i'd only loaded the Van next to mine which was unlocked up and never realised :oops: everyone was waiting for me on the bay on my return too :left:

p.s someone kindly answer my thread also, ta!
k979aaa
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by k979aaa »

Broxi51 wrote:The agency driver brought the wrong van to our office for our final feed.
Instead of the 15 yorkies we were expecting, the van was empty.
Felt sorry for the guy as we were all pissing ourselves laughing.
The MC realised the cock up about 10 minutes after he was on his way
and managed to arrange another driver to bring the mail up.
Quote of the day had to come from the agency worker.
"Don't tell me I've brought the wrong van up" :Very Happy
Hope it did not delay you to much we are sh!t and bust if 10 min's for anything is late!.
crazyshrew
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by crazyshrew »

Broxi51 wrote:The agency driver brought the wrong van to our office for our final feed.
Instead of the 15 yorkies we were expecting, the van was empty.
Felt sorry for the guy as we were all pissing ourselves laughing.
The MC realised the cock up about 10 minutes after he was on his way
and managed to arrange another driver to bring the mail up.
Quote of the day had to come from the agency worker.
"Don't tell me I've brought the wrong van up" :Very Happy
hahahaha almost the same thing happened to my office this morning.

when I got in at 7 i was told we were expecting a (relatively) quiet day as about a dozen yorks hadn't been loaded on to the lorry and had been declared failed.
needless to say about half an hour later we we told that they were on their way and we had to wait.
full timers pissed about the prospect of working to their time, me on 25hrs very glad of the 2.5 hour OT I got to book
La Poste
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by La Poste »

crazyshrew wrote:
Broxi51 wrote:full timers pissed about the prospect of working to their time, me on 25hrs very glad of the 2.5 hour OT I got to book
I guess that's why the business prefers part timers, keep em hungry and they will be glad of the OT.
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RedBagMan
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by RedBagMan »

... and that's why F/Ters get pissed ... sometimes they have to do a full days work for their "full time" money ...
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DGP1
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by DGP1 »

RedBagMan wrote:... and that's why F/Ters get pissed ... sometimes they have to do a full days work for their "full time" money ...
Just like some PTers, there are FTers that take the piss but it's the FT staff that have the longest duties, they're also the ones out until their finishing time most days.

Like most of the longer serving members of this site, I don't agree with the attack of PTers against FTers because we're just the same but only on different hours.
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SF
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by SF »

My mate once forgot to load in his york into his van and drove 20 minutes out to his start point with an empty van.
mr ford
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by mr ford »

:arrrghhh
SF wrote:My mate once forgot to load in his york into his van and drove 20 minutes out to his start point with an empty van.
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PhilthyPhil
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by PhilthyPhil »

I was working at the main DO in our area called x central DO and the MC sent an agency driver in an arctic with no tail lift. managers where flapping about for about half an hour wondering what to do. In the end a 7.5t turns up with the last few yorks and they decide to back this onto the arctic to load the yorks into the 7.5t then use its tail lift. They start doing this and then realise all the mail on the arctic is for y central DO in a different town and the agency driver has gone to the wrong DO :left:
Lounge Lizard
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by Lounge Lizard »

SF wrote:My mate once forgot to load in his york into his van and drove 20 minutes out to his start point with an empty van.
- while others forget to shut the back doors of the van. :shock: :shock:
dvbuk55
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by dvbuk55 »

Lounge Lizard wrote:
SF wrote:My mate once forgot to load in his york into his van and drove 20 minutes out to his start point with an empty van.
- while others forget to shut the back doors of the van. :shock: :shock:
Or drive off with a bundle of mail and a PDA on top of the van whilst still in the yard :nervous
NWpostie
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Re: Hilarious cock up

Post by NWpostie »

I have heard of one MC driver got his duties mixed up and went to the wrong office with the wrong mail on the wrong day, cue chaos and lots of postmen kicking around waiting for the right mail to be brought in, more dockets for us DOM not too happy :Very Happy
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