Generals s**t Chat.

[General Mannerheim]

Who are these absolute animals who think nothing of sitting down next door to an occupied trap and conduct a cacophony of squirty fart noises, before releasing a flock of pigeons with enough force to put a small child into orbit!?

I wont even enter a shithouse unless all three traps are vacant, can t do it. And if im in one and somebody else comes in, i freeze like a myotonic goat untill they’ve left again. Trouble is, thats when the above occurs.

Bastards.

[silly suffolk]

Who are these absolute animals who think nothing of sitting down next door to an occupied trap and conduct a cacophony of squirty fart noises, before releasing a flock of pigeons with enough force to put a small child into orbit!?

I wont even enter a shithouse unless all three traps are vacant, can t do it. And if im in one and somebody else comes in, i freeze like a myotonic goat untill they’ve left again. Trouble is, thats when the above occurs.

Bastards.

your years fighting on the eastern front against stalin are catching up with you. get help soon.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

ahh them were the days.

Could you cope with this General

[clashcityrocker]

I can't wee if someone stands at the urinal next to me.

[kmite]

How do you know they're all empty before entering? do you have the frame next to the outhouse entrance, counting them all in and counting them all back again

[fishtank]

I can't wee if someone stands at the urinal next to me.

Arousal can sometimes make it difficult to pee.
Try thinking about your area rep.

[5plusbonusball]

More excellent posts from the general, but haven't you heard of the courtesy whistle? Or take some headphones in with you. That said , there are some animals in our place who leave deposits on the seat! Gone off me tea now

[dvbuk55]

I can't wee if someone stands at the urinal next to me.

Arousal can sometimes make it difficult to pee.
Try thinking about your area rep.

He is!

[General Mannerheim]

ahh them were the days.

Could you cope with this General

Nope,not a chance ...I couldn't even cope with the hair style.Male pattern baldness is a terrible thing.

[SF]

I think the thread starter works at my office.

[BoltonPostie]

We had complaints from the ladies at one of my ex employers that guys were using their toilets when they had gone home. Childish I know, but the screams from the ladies bogs the following morning and the angry effing and jeffing as first they found then tried to flush the Lion bar I'd left there were well worth the 60p it cost me. For information, the air in them makes them almost impossible to flush and they come up out of the bowl like a submarine launched missile. Fantastic.

[dvbuk55]

We had complaints from the ladies at one of my ex employers that guys were using their toilets when they had gone home. Childish I know, but the screams from the ladies bogs the following morning and the angry effing and jeffing as first they found then tried to flush the Lion bar I'd left there were well worth the 60p it cost me. For information, the air in them makes them almost impossible to flush and they come up out of the bowl like a submarine launched missile. Fantastic.

Well done bp looks like you've cleared the log jam - been down since Sat

[postypie]

Tell you what...a few weeks ago there was the biggest and longest turd i ever saw floating around the loo in our office ...it was that big that it proved impossible to flush.....the cleaner and several staff members tried and failed to flush it...some lads even took photos of it ..i mean it must have been a foot long at least......in the end the cleaner had to cut it in half and scoop it out into a bag!
We got the lad responsible for it too....and he is the skinniest lad in our office!

[postypie]

I can't wee if someone stands at the urinal next to me.

You must be taking the piss!

[General Mannerheim]

Tell you what...a few weeks ago there was the biggest and longest turd i ever saw floating around the loo in our office ...it was that big that it proved impossible to flush.....the cleaner and several staff members tried and failed to flush it...some lads even took photos of it ..i mean it must have been a foot long at least......in the end the cleaner had to cut it in half and scoop it out into a bag!
We got the lad responsible for it too....and he is the skinniest lad in our office!

Did You film it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvNNpka9HAc