Luckily the first time did it...nobody was around....2nd time i was in town on a very busy day..surrounded by dozens of shoppers...and that is when i cut my nose...what a plonker...
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Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
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postypie
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Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
i have..fooking twice..once cut my nose...
Luckily the first time did it...nobody was around....2nd time i was in town on a very busy day..surrounded by dozens of shoppers...and that is when i cut my nose...what a plonker...

Luckily the first time did it...nobody was around....2nd time i was in town on a very busy day..surrounded by dozens of shoppers...and that is when i cut my nose...what a plonker...
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DGP1
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
You shouldn't be looking at mail while you're walking
in saying that, I've turned and walked into many hanging baskets 
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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Ahebban
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
staggered back, kicked and smashed milk bottles 
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postypie
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
I wasn't looking at my mail mate..i was checking out this fit blonde who was walking by at the same time...(he did smile though)DGP1 wrote:You shouldn't be looking at mail while you're walkingin saying that, I've turned and walked into many hanging baskets
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skull
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Once, I went street surfing on a recycle bin lid.
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krussel
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
DGP1 wrote:You shouldn't be looking at mail while you're walkingin saying that, I've turned and walked into many hanging baskets
Thank god its not just me then
I hit a basket today and got a gob full of rain water. I would not mind but i smaked my head on it last week as well
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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scoobydo79
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
You had better be more careful. A guy in our office was near to being conduct coded for that happening to him...and no im not joking here!!!!!
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Pat Ostman
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
No, we believe you, anything is possible at Royal Mail.scoobydo79 wrote:You had better be more careful. A guy in our office was near to being conduct coded for that happening to him...and no im not joking here!!!!!
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briantwigley
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
I tripped backwards over a kerb just after filling my bag so I just went right over. Thank god no one was looking...
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Ozzvaldo
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
I'm lucky, I can't remember ever bumping into anything in all the years I've been doing this job....accumulating dog s***e, however, I'm a past master at.
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5plusbonusball
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
Actually I got you on camera , posted it to Jeremy Beadle at ybf and got £250 for it !briantwigley wrote:I tripped backwards over a kerb just after filling my bag so I just went right over. Thank god no one was looking...
Why are lino's paid full-time ??
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DGP1
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
It's the same ones for me too.............at least I get to start being Bruce Lee soon............frigging spiders webskrussel wrote:DGP1 wrote:You shouldn't be looking at mail while you're walkingin saying that, I've turned and walked into many hanging baskets
Thank god its not just me then![]()
I hit a basket today and got a gob full of rain water. I would not mind but i smaked my head on it last week as well![]()
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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taurus88
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
I've:
- walked into hanging baskets
- slipped on those metal grates with the funny divot shapes all across them (they're the slippiest things ever)
- slipped on marble/marble-imitation driveways that are wet (even when it hasn't rained in yonks)
- crashed my bike into hedges when not concentrating
- had the bike fall on me when it refused to do what I was telling it to
But I've never walked into a lamp-post. Yet.
- walked into hanging baskets
- slipped on those metal grates with the funny divot shapes all across them (they're the slippiest things ever)
- slipped on marble/marble-imitation driveways that are wet (even when it hasn't rained in yonks)
- crashed my bike into hedges when not concentrating
- had the bike fall on me when it refused to do what I was telling it to
But I've never walked into a lamp-post. Yet.
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min
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
My bike never does as its told - I use my bike a lot (p&L) has'nt reached us yet). It's always falling over and i'm forever picking my crap up of the floor trying not to make eye contact with the cars driving past!!! But the worst is when it fell over and had my bag on the front and the mail (don't know how!!!) spilled over onto the road and the traffic had to stop whilst i picked it of the road (still not making eye contact - oh the shame!!!!). I shout at my bike a lot -STAY being my favourite - and if it has been naughty i've often been heard shouting "wait till i get you home"!!!.
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monkeymutha
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Re: Anyone walked into a lampost while on delivery...
I tripped over approaching someones door and ended up headbutting it really hard. Was lucky there wasn't any brass knockers. Ended up on the floor.