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Sorry - No Keys ...
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RedBagMan
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Sorry - No Keys ...
... the perennial lament from our "cage" and the one big thing that REALLY hacks me off as a floater/spare. Next job is either find someone who knows the walk (but they've often already buggered off out before even the p/ters get going/arrive) - or find correct van driver and beg steal borrow their keys (which means YOU have to drop the bags off - and waste even more time - we still go out in taxis - this of course assumes you've got some idea where the pouch boxes are - not always the case on a "new" walk !) - today was a typical "no key" day - and with tomorrow being "day off" I had to get back to DO to return keys (a 25 minute walk at the end of a bloody hot day - no direct bus route back !). Is it any wonder I end up delivering first letter - after doing lapse - at about 1130 (1000 starter). Why do peeps think the keys belong to THEM ... and not to the walk ?? Grr ...
Booked docket mind - reason ... NO KEYS ...
Booked docket mind - reason ... NO KEYS ...
"We're under model" - oh no we're not - stick your lapse elsewhere ...
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Postman Plodd
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
This is my daily experience, one set of keys for the walk holder who wont relinquish them, one set for the regular cover who also wont part with them and none for the poor float/chump. And get this i ALWAYS return the keys even if the next day is my day off. And seeing as the guy who's keys i borrrowed yesterday will be gone before i arrive this morning, i took them back when i finished yesterday. Chump i am.
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crazyshrew
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
an almost daily problem for me, no keys for the pouch box so constantly having to call the office a wait for my next bag. Or, even more annoying, ending up with the spare hcts that don't lock or have fooked brakes, or the bikes with no gears, brakes,stands or panniers. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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toofpick
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
The lads in my office went out only to discover the entire pouch box had gone. Not one, ALL
of them. Romec took them away because they thought park and loop had been brought in...
It hasen't, Not in the area they took the pouch boxes!!
of them. Romec took them away because they thought park and loop had been brought in...
It hasen't, Not in the area they took the pouch boxes!!
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Postman Plodd
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Everyone was leaving as i arrived this morning, no note on the frame as to what d2d needed doing and more importantly NO KEYS AGAIN. The driver left without my bags within 10 minutes of me starting. Had to wait ages for him to arrive at my 1st pick up point with the bags and lend me his keys, took them back to the office after i finished. Didnt look as if anyone was going out to get a set cut even though i'd went the extra mile returning the keys in good time.
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Lateagainpostie
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
There's one easy stress free solution to all this, tell a manager, get him to sort it out, it's not your job to go hunting for keys, they should be in the Cage, if they aren't it's not your problem.
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Caniel
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
In my experience chumps/floaters lose keys so you don't give them up no matter what, I'd rather come in to find truck loads brought back than have some halfwit lose my keys.Postman Plodd wrote:This is my daily experience, one set of keys for the walk holder who wont relinquish them, one set for the regular cover who also wont part with them and none for the poor float/chump. And get this i ALWAYS return the keys even if the next day is my day off. And seeing as the guy who's keys i borrrowed yesterday will be gone before i arrive this morning, i took them back when i finished yesterday. Chump i am.
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Lateagainpostie
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Thats the point they are not YOUR keys, they belong to RM and should be returned to the locker at the end of duty, full stop.Caniel wrote:In my experience chumps/floaters lose keys so you don't give them up no matter what, I'd rather come in to find truck loads brought back than have some halfwit lose my keys.Postman Plodd wrote:This is my daily experience, one set of keys for the walk holder who wont relinquish them, one set for the regular cover who also wont part with them and none for the poor float/chump. And get this i ALWAYS return the keys even if the next day is my day off. And seeing as the guy who's keys i borrrowed yesterday will be gone before i arrive this morning, i took them back when i finished yesterday. Chump i am.
This is one of the rules we all go on about working to, you can't pick and choose which ones to work to .... or can you ?.
I bet you'd soon start handing them in if you got a phone call from a manager at 6am on your day off, demanding you bring them in.
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Caniel
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Nope they are MY keys, I paid for them. I got copies done because RM only had one set of the keys for the flats, I kept one set and gave the other set to the rest day cover; the RM set stayed in the office and were lost when a floater used them. I've offered to get another set cut but RM won't pay for it.Lateagainpostie wrote:Thats the point they are not YOUR keys, they belong to RM and should be returned to the locker at the end of duty, full stop.Caniel wrote:In my experience chumps/floaters lose keys so you don't give them up no matter what, I'd rather come in to find truck loads brought back than have some halfwit lose my keys.Postman Plodd wrote:This is my daily experience, one set of keys for the walk holder who wont relinquish them, one set for the regular cover who also wont part with them and none for the poor float/chump. And get this i ALWAYS return the keys even if the next day is my day off. And seeing as the guy who's keys i borrrowed yesterday will be gone before i arrive this morning, i took them back when i finished yesterday. Chump i am.
This is one of the rules we all go on about working to, you can't pick and choose which ones to work to .... or can you ?.
I bet you'd soon start handing them in if you got a phone call from a manager at 6am on your day off, demanding you bring them in.
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RedBagMan
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Cheeky b*st*rd - in my experience us floaters get screwed over by the full-time chumps/halfwits ...Caniel wrote:In my experience chumps/floaters lose keys so you don't give them up no matter what, I'd rather come in to find truck loads brought back than have some halfwit lose my keys.
"We're under model" - oh no we're not - stick your lapse elsewhere ...
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Lateagainpostie
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Thats about as believable as they come.Caniel wrote:Nope they are MY keys, I paid for them. I got copies done because RM only had one set of the keys for the flats, I kept one set and gave the other set to the rest day cover; the RM set stayed in the office and were lost when a floater used them. I've offered to get another set cut but RM won't pay for it.Lateagainpostie wrote:Thats the point they are not YOUR keys, they belong to RM and should be returned to the locker at the end of duty, full stop.Caniel wrote:In my experience chumps/floaters lose keys so you don't give them up no matter what, I'd rather come in to find truck loads brought back than have some halfwit lose my keys.Postman Plodd wrote:This is my daily experience, one set of keys for the walk holder who wont relinquish them, one set for the regular cover who also wont part with them and none for the poor float/chump. And get this i ALWAYS return the keys even if the next day is my day off. And seeing as the guy who's keys i borrrowed yesterday will be gone before i arrive this morning, i took them back when i finished yesterday. Chump i am.
This is one of the rules we all go on about working to, you can't pick and choose which ones to work to .... or can you ?.
I bet you'd soon start handing them in if you got a phone call from a manager at 6am on your day off, demanding you bring them in.
The still remains that if there are no keys in the cage to enable him to do his walk, then it's up to a manager to sort it out, even if that means calling out Romec to change the locks.
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OnAFlyer
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
What's unbelievable about that? Lots of people get their own sets of keys because the office ones are constantly being lost, in our office at least it's usually a floater or spare who's done the delivery when they disappear.Lateagainpostie wrote:Thats about as believable as they come.
The still remains that if there are no keys in the cage to enable him to do his walk, then it's up to a manager to sort it out, even if that means calling out Romec to change the locks.
It's another reason why P&L is better. All vans + keys returned at the end of the walk, no pouch box keys to go missing, no waiting for drivers to bring bags.
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not me
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Exactly.Lateagainpostie wrote:There's one easy stress free solution to all this, tell a manager, get him to sort it out, it's not your job to go hunting for keys, they should be in the Cage, if they aren't it's not your problem.
no keys says you to the manager.
.....pause,gulp of coffee
you will hae to phone us to feed you the bags
sorry,I don't have my mobile with me(they don't have my number anyway)
so they have to 'guess' where/when
so either plenty of waiting around or them waiting on you.
either cut off or claim healthy docket (the former is my choice)
Guys who run around and make it work,only encourage lazy management practices
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Lateagainpostie
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Well for a start having your own set of keys is probably against RM regulations, as it's a blatant security risk, thats why they are supposed to be returned to a "secure" place over night, or had that gone completely over your head.OnAFlyer wrote:What's unbelievable about that? Lots of people get their own sets of keys because the office ones are constantly being lost, in our office at least it's usually a floater or spare who's done the delivery when they disappear.Lateagainpostie wrote:Thats about as believable as they come.
The still remains that if there are no keys in the cage to enable him to do his walk, then it's up to a manager to sort it out, even if that means calling out Romec to change the locks.
It's another reason why P&L is better. All vans + keys returned at the end of the walk, no pouch box keys to go missing, no waiting for drivers to bring bags.
I say again, if keys get lost, it's not your problem, it's managements problem, why fork out your own money to get a set cut for RM, some of you blokes need your heads banging against walls, you really do.
When you go P&L are you going to buy your own van ?.
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P13
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Re: Sorry - No Keys ...
Well said Lateagainpostie you never know he might buy his own LWT as wellLateagainpostie wrote:Well for a start having your own set of keys is probably against RM regulations, as it's a blatant security risk, thats why they are supposed to be returned to a "secure" place over night, or had that gone completely over your head.OnAFlyer wrote:What's unbelievable about that? Lots of people get their own sets of keys because the office ones are constantly being lost, in our office at least it's usually a floater or spare who's done the delivery when they disappear.Lateagainpostie wrote:Thats about as believable as they come.
The still remains that if there are no keys in the cage to enable him to do his walk, then it's up to a manager to sort it out, even if that means calling out Romec to change the locks.
It's another reason why P&L is better. All vans + keys returned at the end of the walk, no pouch box keys to go missing, no waiting for drivers to bring bags.
I say again, if keys get lost, it's not your problem, it's managements problem, why fork out your own money to get a set cut for RM, some of you blokes need your heads banging against walls, you really do.
When you go P&L are you going to buy your own van ?.