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Dog Hazard - not been trained to avoid this one

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fng
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Dog Hazard - not been trained to avoid this one

Post by fng »

So, i'm waiting at the door for a recorded to be signed for. :whistle
Out comes this chap and without a care in the world lets his 4 Pointers out with him. Now that didn't cause me too much bother, I love dogs and they came out friendly enough. :Very Happy
The first three came out in line, had a fuss on the head from me then went off and pissed in the garden. :roll:
The 4th one came out and promptly put its paws on my chest, again no bother to me and he had a longer fuss than the others.
The guy signs for his parcel and in he goes with the dogs. Job done. :nana

Off I go to the next house.
It wasn't untill I had taken a few steps and the bottoms of my trousers had now touched my leg, that I realised that the 4th dog had thought of killing two birds with one stone by having a longer fuss than the other dogs and a piss at the same time. :Sick
They didn't tell me about that hazard at postie training school. :d'oh!
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Post by krussel »

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Post by madmartin »

You sure he wasn't humping your ;-) "and they call it puppy love" lol
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Post by DGP1 »

Are you sure it wasn't Teebs :nervous
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Post by clashcityrocker »

I think if the dog had pissed on you you would have noticed.
I think it far more likely it ejaculated.
Anyone got a link to canine STDs?
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glenfiddich
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fng
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clashcityrocker wrote:I think if the dog had pissed on you you would have noticed.
I think it far more likely it ejaculated.
Anyone got a link to canine STDs?
If all that lot was an ejaculation then he has nothing to be worried about in the changing rooms...... however.... as the day warmed up the aroma did give it away that it was wee wee.
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Post by dvbuk55 »

fng wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:I think if the dog had pissed on you you would have noticed.
I think it far more likely it ejaculated.
Anyone got a link to canine STDs?
If all that lot was an ejaculation then he has nothing to be worried about in the changing rooms...... however.... as the day warmed up the aroma did give it away that it was wee wee.
You're all the same you people, blaming the poor dog - don't be ashamed fng, we've all wet our pants now and again :chuckle :chuckle
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Post by fishtank »

He is obviously the Alpha Dog.
The other dogs gave him his place.
He was marking his territory.
You are now his bitch.
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dvbuk55
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Post by dvbuk55 »

fishtank wrote:He is obviously the Alpha Dog.
The other dogs gave him his place.
He was marking his territory.
You are now his bitch.
Lets just hope he doesn't drop any mail in the front garden :nervous
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AJ1987
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Post by AJ1987 »

fishtank wrote:He is obviously the Alpha Dog.
The other dogs gave him his place.
He was marking his territory.
You are now his bitch.
Haha! That really did make me laugh
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RedBagMan
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Post by RedBagMan »

Dogs ? One of the houses on one of the walks up our end has geese wandering around the garden - and the male is VERY protective - nothing about that in WTLL :chuckle
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DGP1 wrote:Are you sure it wasn't Teebs :nervous
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Post by mazza111 »

Just had to say, that one actually did make me laugh out loud, fella's looking at me weird now :chuckle
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