posting letter and door swings open

[eastie]

Seen a rottweiller standing ready to run at me and I slammed the door bloody fast but last week a door not shut properly swung open when I put a packet through and there was this stunner standing their starkers!!!
perk of the job

[Lounge Lizard]

Seen a rottweiller standing ready to run at me and I slammed the door bloody fast but last week a door not shut properly swung open when I put a packet through and there was this stunner standing their starkers!!!
perk of the job

- and the 'stunner' gave you breakfast too ?

[Indy]

Seen a rottweiller standing ready to run at me and I slammed the door bloody fast but last week a door not shut properly swung open when I put a packet through and there was this stunner standing their starkers!!!
perk of the job

- and the 'stunner' gave you breakfast too ?

Some peoples posts on this subject wouldn't be out of place in the stories section of a whack mag

[BELIAL]

Seen a rottweiller standing ready to run at me and I slammed the door bloody fast but last week a door not shut properly swung open when I put a packet through and there was this stunner standing their starkers!!!
perk of the job

I'm a dog lover too ,but don't get me wrong

[mdm]

did the collar and cuff match?

[Lounge Lizard]

Seen a rottweiller standing ready to run at me and I slammed the door bloody fast but last week a door not shut properly swung open when I put a packet through and there was this stunner standing their starkers!!!
perk of the job

I'm a dog lover too ,but don't get me wrong

Yes, I've just read the original post again and maybe it was the rottweiller that was starkers.

[krussel]

Cant say ive ever caught anyone in the bare before but ive had the dog thing a few times and shut the bloody door real quick. Best one was many years ago when there was a dog and i pulled the door shut and locked some old boy out who had just popped out to his bin

The worse is when the doors just on the catch and you almost fall over when the door swings in.

[olilew]

Seen a rottweiller standing ready to run at me and I slammed the door bloody fast but last week a door not shut properly swung open when I put a packet through and there was this stunner standing their starkers!!!
perk of the job

- and the 'stunner' gave you breakfast too ?

no afternoon tea!

[postypie]

Remember my first week/day on the job very well...delivered up a local estate...got to a certain street delivered the mail house by house..when a very buxom blonde lady in her late 20's came out the doorway totally nude with a door mat...promptly stepped outside turned around so her rare end was in my face virtually..bent down to put the mat down on the floor(held this pose for a few seconds)..turned around again..smiled and said morning to me..then closed the door!
This being my first week i thought what a job..now nearly 20 years later i realize now that was the only highlight of my career with RM...tell you what though..after seeing this lady in the nude..i made a few miss-deliveries afterwards!karrimor cougar

[eastie]

did the collar and cuff match?

Lets just say it put me off having a Donner kebab

[Cornishpostie44]

Remember my first week/day on the job very well...delivered up a local estate...got to a certain street delivered the mail house by house..when a very buxom blonde lady in her late 20's came out the doorway totally nude with a door mat...promptly stepped outside turned around so her rare end was in my face virtually..bent down to put the mat down on the floor(held this pose for a few seconds)..turned around again..smiled and said morning to me..then closed the door!
This being my first week i thought what a job..now nearly 20 years later i realize now that was the only highlight of my career with RM...tell you what though..after seeing this lady in the nude..i made a few miss-deliveries afterwards!karrimor cougar

Hah, I remember my first week on the job very well...delivered to a local estate...got to a certain street delivered the mail house by house..I had a recorded so I knocked and a little girl answered the door, 'is your mum or dad in'? says I so the girl calls for her mum... a very tall thin beautifully dark skinned (but more importantly topless) woman walks in only to see me, she then screams and hides behind the door :)
This being my first week I thought what a job..now nearly 14 years later I realize that was the only highlight of my career with RM :)

ps: thanks ppie.

[krussel]

Funny how things happen in the first few weeks.

One i will alaways remember was again on a estate and i had just docketed a recorded parcel and walked off when very fit women around my age at the time (early 20's) came running out soaking wet wrapped in this tiny pink towel.
I could not believe she had run out in the street like that as she was not totally covered. She had to sign the recorded book (yes book in those days) and my hands were actually shaking

She thought the whole thing was such a laugh and real cheeky as she ran back indoors, i was stunned

I thought BLIMEY this jobs going to be FANTASTIC

Never happened again in 24 years

[eastie]

Funny how things happen in the first few weeks.

One i will alaways remember was again on a estate and i had just docketed a recorded parcel and walked off when very fit women around my age at the time (early 20's) came running out soaking wet wrapped in this tiny pink towel.
I could not believe she had run out in the street like that as she was not totally covered. She had to sign the recorded book (yes book in those days) and my hands were actually shaking

She thought the whole thing was such a laugh and real cheeky as she ran back indoors, i was stunned

I thought BLIMEY this jobs going to be FANTASTIC

Never happened again in 24 years

Makes you wonder if a man had run out with the same senario and his tackle was on show and ran up to the woman postperson what would have happened.
A visit from the old bill no doubt for indecent exposure