What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivered?

[sirstabsalot]

This is a question for postmen: what is the weirdest thing you have delivered?

[TrueBlueTerrier]

some strange things on this same subject from 2009 http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/communit ... ut#p137808" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[bwfcmaddog]

tried to deliver a large long object once and got it stuck in the letter box a women opened the door and pulled it out only for it to start vibrating in her hand she went red as a beetroot ,i did a sharp exit

[5plusbonusball]

SIRSTABSALOT , um queer name , and you are a bit nosy of us workers , sure you aren't that **** from the telegraph in disguise?

[Royal_Fail]

Delivered a log at christmas think it was a joke gift.

[sirstabsalot]

SIRSTABSALOT , um queer name , and you are a bit nosy of us workers , sure you aren't that **** from the telegraph in disguise?

No but I did get find out about the place from the telegraph article, just thought I'd come and have a nose around :D

[POSTMAN]

some strange things on this same subject from 2009 http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/communit ... ut#p137808" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And this nugget...
http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/communit ... =1&t=27415" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[dan1986ccfc]

Couple of weeks ago a couple of colleagues smelt cannabis in a package.. They reported it to our DOM and he handed it over to the police

[fishtank]

Delivered a log at christmas.

Too much turkey.
Try to add more fruit to your diet.

[sirstabsalot]

Couple of weeks ago a couple of colleagues smelt cannabis in a package.. They reported it to our DOM and he handed it over to the police

Confession time: When I was a student, back in the day, used to get dutch hash sent to my local PO poste restante. They never caught on. Surprised it would be handed to the police, you'd think would might as well just bin it?

[sirstabsalot]

And this nugget...
http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/communit ... =1&t=27415" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

love it

[jade]

Live bees Special Delivery ,a live tarantula in plain packaging a persons ashes and human remains what next????!!!!

[lekker]

A dead pheasant, unwrapped, with just an address tag with the postage on,tied to it's ankle.

These used to be quite common deliveries along with partridges.

[combo_king]

dont know, id rather not know whats in them, takes the temptation away, not that ive got any

[Redyam]

A pair of used unwashed knickers in a see-through bag.