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I know the weather is nice but come one...

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Caniel
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I know the weather is nice but come one...

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Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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There was one on my old delivery that worked nights, used to come to the door naked and open the door slightly. He obviously forgot he had a frosted glass door Image
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Sorry, I didn't think you'd mind :wink:
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Did you post his letters through his button flap then? :Sick
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Caniel
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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BoltonPostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Did you post his letters through his button flap then? :Sick
Hell No! :Sick
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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Caniel wrote:
BoltonPostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Did you post his letters through his button flap then? :Sick
Hell No! :Sick
A fat bloke with a mullet answered the door to me a few years back wearing nothing but a pair of leopard print budgie smugglers, the image was imprinted on my retinas for months afterwards :d'oh!
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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wiganpostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:
BoltonPostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Did you post his letters through his button flap then? :Sick
Hell No! :Sick
A fat bloke with a mullet answered the door to me a few years back wearing nothing but a pair of leopard print budgie smugglers, the image was imprinted on my retinas for months afterwards :d'oh!
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
wiganpostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:
BoltonPostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Did you post his letters through his button flap then? :Sick
Hell No! :Sick
A fat bloke with a mullet answered the door to me a few years back wearing nothing but a pair of leopard print budgie smugglers, the image was imprinted on my retinas for months afterwards :d'oh!
Image :shock: :shock:
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So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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I saw something similar to the guy in the photo above when I got off a boat in Cyprus. Feeling a bit seasick, the first thing I see is a fat, hairy greek bloke wearing a black thong...
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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A friend of mine once fancied a bloke, then one day had a parcel for him, saw everything :Very Happy told her to go for it as he was worth it :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy but used to have a bloke who always sunbathed in his front garden in thongs not a pretty sight, one postie refused to deliver to him in the summer :nana :nana
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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POSTMAN wrote:
Funnily enough,or not which really is the case,i had this bloke i used to deliver to regularly at my old place,a Taxi Driver(not sure whether that's relevent or not)but he used to answer the door in just a pair of bright white Y fronts :oops:
Regardless of when or at what time it was always the same,he was married an all with kids :neutral:
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
wiganpostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:
BoltonPostie wrote:
Caniel wrote:Delivered a parcel today and some fat ugly hairy bloke in his ill fitting boxers with the button flap open answered the door.... :thumbdown
Did you post his letters through his button flap then? :Sick
Hell No! :Sick
A fat bloke with a mullet answered the door to me a few years back wearing nothing but a pair of leopard print budgie smugglers, the image was imprinted on my retinas for months afterwards :d'oh!
Image :shock: :shock:
Argh, no! I've just had a cheese and ham sandwich and I'm about to go to bed.. I can almost hear The Exorcist music beginning to play as lardy mullet boy sneaks into my cheese induced night terror feature.. :sad:
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Re: I know the weather is nice but come one...

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TeeferTiger wrote:I saw something similar to the guy in the photo above when I got off a boat in Cyprus. Feeling a bit seasick, the first thing I see is a fat, hairy greek bloke wearing a black thong...
No that was Borat :Very Happy

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