what happens to letters to santa?

veryn · Post by **veryn** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:14

im just curious

they dont go to santa obviously

do they even get opened?

Postman Plodd · Post by **Postman Plodd** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:19

We had one just the other day the letter read:

Dear Santa,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I'd love to invite two of my friends over for dinner, but I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady addressed to Santa. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

Dear Santa,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.
Sincerely,
Edna

well why not roll out the classics seeing as its nearly Xmas?

woofwoof · Post by **woofwoof** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:34

they go to ireland

Sliders · Post by **Sliders** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:48

woofwoof wrote:they go to ireland

Yeah I was working as a casual in a MC last year and I was told all Santas go to Ireland, and all managers go, well I'll let you finish that off

Post by **hantsman** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:55

They get sent to Angard

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:58

They are sent to the RLC for processing and then they send out a letter to the children.

Post by **dvbuk55** » 20 Dec 2011, 18:59

And here's me thinking it was Lapland he lived............wow Ireland hey..............I'll bet DGP has sat on his .........knee a time or two

demon · Post by **demon** » 20 Dec 2011, 19:23

yeah i got my little boys santa letter today royal mail do have a heart

Post by **TeeferTiger** » 20 Dec 2011, 19:52

Of course they go to Santa! How could you say such a thing?!

Burn the heretic!

krussel · Post by **krussel** » 20 Dec 2011, 20:10

Postman Plodd wrote:We had one just the other day the letter read:

Love that. Cheers

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 20 Dec 2011, 20:12

demon wrote:yeah i got my little boys santa letter today royal mail do have a heart

i delivered 2 surcharge cards the other day the barstewards had surcharged 2 letters from santa

krussel · Post by **krussel** » 20 Dec 2011, 20:21

glenfiddich wrote:
demon wrote:yeah i got my little boys santa letter today royal mail do have a heart
i delivered 2 surcharge cards the other day the barstewards had surcharged 2 letters from santa

Now that is mean

wandle · Post by **wandle** » 20 Dec 2011, 20:56

Postman Plodd wrote: well why not roll out the classics seeing as its nearly Xmas?

NOTICE TO STAFF:

The inaugural Management Nativity play has, unfortunately, been cancelled.
Although suitable candidates were found for the roles of Mary and Joseph, a nationwide search of all managerial grades failed to unearth three Wise Men

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 20 Dec 2011, 20:59

krussel wrote:
glenfiddich wrote:
demon wrote:yeah i got my little boys santa letter today royal mail do have a heart
i delivered 2 surcharge cards the other day the barstewards had surcharged 2 letters from santa

Now that is mean

i know im gonna post their money back too

smelly_cat_lady · Post by **smelly_cat_lady** » 21 Dec 2011, 08:58

'obviously they don't go to Santa' ??!!

I'm with Teefer on this one! Burn the heretic!

Tsk Tsk

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