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kizzy
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Post by kizzy »

Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making

Royal Mail - 130,000 employees - not able to deliver Christmas cards/parcels posted after 20th Dec - profits £67m.

Go Royal Fail.
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kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making

Royal Mail - 130,000 employees - not able to deliver Christmas cards/parcels posted after 20th Dec - profits £67m.

Go Royal Fail.

Too many cuts :roll: Like cutting a couple of reindeer each year till old Santa's pulling it himself :left:
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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Post by Tank »

kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making

Royal Mail - 130,000 employees - not able to deliver Christmas cards/parcels posted after 20th Dec - profits £67m.

Go Royal Fail.
Trolling?
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dvbuk55
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krussel wrote:
kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making

Royal Mail - 130,000 employees - not able to deliver Christmas cards/parcels posted after 20th Dec - profits £67m.

Go Royal Fail.

Too many cuts :roll: Like cutting a couple of reindeer each year till old Santa's pulling it himself :left:
The dirty old sod.
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steven100
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Post by steven100 »

Santa went for a RM job in the sorting offices, he failed the security checks!!!!!! I wonder why :hmmmm :hmmmm
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IloveMYredTROLLEY!
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Post by IloveMYredTROLLEY! »

ho, Green Giant! :shock:
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he's got less traffic
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kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making
You do know that Santa Clause doesn't exist, don't you? :sad:
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TeeferTiger
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pinstripe wrote:
kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making
You do know that Santa Clause doesn't exist, don't you? :sad:
If he didn't exist why would the American Veterinary Medical Association declare his reindeer are fit to fly and NORAD track him every year, hmmm? There are videos of him and everything. That's PROOF.

:so there
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dvbuk55
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TeeferTiger wrote:
pinstripe wrote:
kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making
You do know that Santa Clause doesn't exist, don't you? :sad:
If he didn't exist why would the American Veterinary Medical Association declare his reindeer are fit to fly and NORAD track him every year, hmmm? There are videos of him and everything. That's PROOF.

:so there
Well I can only speak from personal experience, I send him a letter every year and I can honestly say none of the things I have asked for have ever happened. :oops: Now I wouldn't say there is no Santa exactly because it could be the letters aren't getting there :hmmmm
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pinstripe
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TeeferTiger wrote:
pinstripe wrote:
kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making
You do know that Santa Clause doesn't exist, don't you? :sad:
If he didn't exist why would the American Veterinary Medical Association declare his reindeer are fit to fly and NORAD track him every year, hmmm? There are videos of him and everything. That's PROOF.

:so there
Ah, but in order for Santa to exist, you must believe. If you have proof, there is no need for belief. And if you don't believe, he can't exist, therefore the proof that he exists cannot be believed, but you can believe there is proof, you just can't prove it. :angel
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Post by wandle »

TeeferTiger wrote: If he didn't exist why would the American Veterinary Medical Association declare his reindeer are fit to fly and NORAD track him every year, hmmm? There are videos of him and everything. That's PROOF.

:so there
Can't be long before they are all shot down in a 'friendly fire' tragedy, then :nervous
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TeeferTiger
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wandle wrote:
TeeferTiger wrote: If he didn't exist why would the American Veterinary Medical Association declare his reindeer are fit to fly and NORAD track him every year, hmmm? There are videos of him and everything. That's PROOF.

:so there
Can't be long before they are all shot down in a 'friendly fire' tragedy, then :nervous
I was only thinking the other day "They'll get him one year..." lol
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Of course he's real...
Santa Claus has a very merry video for RMCers...
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krussel
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dvbuk55 wrote:
krussel wrote:
kizzy wrote:Santa Claus - self employed - delivers presents to 2 billion children worldwide all in a day on 24th Dec - non profit making

Royal Mail - 130,000 employees - not able to deliver Christmas cards/parcels posted after 20th Dec - profits £67m.

Go Royal Fail.

Too many cuts :roll: Like cutting a couple of reindeer each year till old Santa's pulling it himself :left:
The dirty old sod.
Hey less of the old :nana :nana :nana :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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