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Bursting for a pee

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Sliders
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Bursting for a pee

Post by Sliders »

Well I was bursting for a pee today, and I gave in and went for one behind a bush in a field. I was actually lucky because I was on a rural delivery, so there were plenty of fields and bushes to do it. I just hope no one seen me, I don't think I was as I was well hidden :crazy: I wouldn't mind but I went before I left the DO, I guess it was the cold.

Anyway whats RM policy on posties needing to relieve themself. If your caught or someone complains, could you get reprimanded for misconduct, now that would be a pee take, I mean when you have to go you have to go right !
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DGP1
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by DGP1 »

Back of the van in a bottle or a tray :wink:
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hampshireman
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by hampshireman »

Sliders wrote:Well I was bursting for a pee today, and I gave in and went for one behind a bush in a field. I was actually lucky because I was on a rural delivery, so there were plenty of fields and bushes to do it. I just hope no one seen me, I don't think I was as I was well hidden :crazy: I wouldn't mind but I went before I left the DO, I guess it was the cold.

Anyway whats RM policy on posties needing to relieve themself. If your caught or someone complains, could you get reprimanded for misconduct, now that would be a pee take, I mean when you have to go you have to go right !
Back to the office
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thechemisyshop
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by thechemisyshop »

when im on a rural - i pee in any bush i can find ,only had to go for a dump in the woods once - always carry a pocket pack of hankies just in case :left:
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Lounge Lizard
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by Lounge Lizard »

thechemisyshop wrote:when im on a rural - i pee in any bush i can find ,only had to go for a dump in the woods once - always carry a pocket pack of hankies just in case :left:
"any bush i can find" :shock: :crazy: :Very Happy :nana :Very Happy :crazy: :sad:
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Straight4ward
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by Straight4ward »

Sliders wrote:Well I was bursting for a pee today, and I gave in and went for one behind a bush in a field. I was actually lucky because I was on a rural delivery, so there were plenty of fields and bushes to do it. I just hope no one seen me, I don't think I was as I was well hidden :crazy:
No doubt you were wearing your hi-viz. This helps you blend in and remain inconspicuous. :chuckle
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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TeeferTiger
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by TeeferTiger »

Just tell them you're pregnant :Very Happy
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bensonhedge
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by bensonhedge »

DGP1 wrote:Back of the van in a bottle or a tray :wink:
the trays leak though and my partner leaves his fleece in the back :shhhhh
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celerycelery
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by celerycelery »

Chap at our place got the sack for having a wee down between 2 hedges. spotted by 1 of the owners and asked "what you doing?" told them what he had done, they reported him and he was dismissed.
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DGP1
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by DGP1 »

bensonhedge wrote:
DGP1 wrote:Back of the van in a bottle or a tray :wink:
the trays leak though and my partner leaves his fleece in the back :shhhhh
He wont do that again then :nervous :chuckle :chuckle
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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Darren Bent
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by Darren Bent »

celerycelery wrote:Chap at our place got the sack for having a wee down between 2 hedges. spotted by 1 of the owners and asked "what you doing?" told them what he had done, they reported him and he was dismissed.
Did this really happens ? :no no
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celerycelery
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by celerycelery »

Yeah honest it happened. a few years back but a genuine story.
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Sliders
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by Sliders »

celerycelery wrote:Yeah honest it happened. a few years back but a genuine story.
Maybe RM should issue pee bottles, I bet that would turn a few heads on the streets, I can just imagine it, -- "I have a special delivery, just sign there while I pee into my RM pee bottle, ta love" :Very Happy
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RedBagMan
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by RedBagMan »

... if only we had five-star pouch boxes - toilet, gas hob, mini-bar - oh and a bit of space for the bags.

I guess P&L has put this idea on the back burner :sad:
"We're under model" - oh no we're not - stick your lapse elsewhere ...
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demon
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Re: Bursting for a pee

Post by demon »

celerycelery wrote:Chap at our place got the sack for having a wee down between 2 hedges. spotted by 1 of the owners and asked "what you doing?" told them what he had done, they reported him and he was dismissed.
bet he was pissed off
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