DOH !!

[twobags]

I knocked at this door today and said to the woman that opened it " ive got a large package for you " she smiled i went a little red and hurried away has anyone else ever said something stupid if so what ,

[olilew]

i once went to a known old faggot of a gay man to redeliver a 739'd packet and when he opened the door he said "Hi, I hear you've a large parcel for me!" I didn't know where to put my face! (leave it!)

[scoobydo79]

Shouted out by a customer "If You have any thing big You can always put it in my pussy flap"

[fishtank]

Is this the Frankie Howerd appreciation thread?

[cyclemech1]

I knocked on a door to deliver a packet and was pleasantly taking in the aroma of a nearby flowering shrub.

When the woman opened the door, I said "I was just admiring your bush!"

[twobags]

Is this the Frankie Howerd appreciation thread?

oo er missus more like kenneth williams i can smile about it now but at the time i was worried she might complain but thinkin about it what ever word i used would have sounded saucy .

[twobags]

plus i wanted to lighten the mood

[taurus88]

I knocked at this door today and said to the woman that opened it " ive got a large package for you " she smiled i went a little red and hurried away has anyone else ever said something stupid if so what ,

Dude, WTF? You were in there.

[fishtank]

Wait until you've had the stuck packet/customer comes to the door moment....
"Push it in"..."it won't go in any further"..."well pull it out then"..."i don't want to break it"..."i'll pull it from this side then"...

[Lincox]

Fish you should have pushed it through with that little pink thing.

[SF]

I quite often say stupid stuff just to lighten up my day.

For example yesterday I asked a man to sign for a recorded, and he asked "what was he signing for?" I said "Oh, just to transfer your life savings and Audi TT over into my name, nothing exciting."

He found it funny.

I have a couple of older woman customers who I flirt outrageously with. The 'large packet' or 'special delivery' innuendos are common ones.

[glenfiddich]

a good few years ago i was struggling to get a packet through a letter box a council worker shouted out if there was hair round that you wouldnt have any problem getting it in still makes me smile now

[POSTMAN]

There is a post on here somewhere,in one of the 'popular threads' stickie,this guy innocently said to one customer that her bush needs to be trimmed.
He was having problems with,well,an overgrown bush as he entered her garden,apparantly she complained to management about him.

[twobags]

There is a post on here somewhere,in one of the 'popular threads' stickie,this guy innocently said to one customer that her bush needs to be trimmed.
He was having problems with,well,an overgrown bush as he entered her garden,apparantly she complained to management about him.

ive a garden like that the path has just gone dissappeared through over grown bush in need of a trim ,i always feel manky comin out of there you dont know whats attached itself to you