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"Mr Watts"

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fng
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"Mr Watts"

Post by fng »

Would i be right in saying Me Stretch Watts has gone.....
'E's passed on! This member is no more! He has ceased to be!
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!
'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket,
'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-MEMBER!!

Sounds better when Python do it but you get the gist. :nana :nana :nana :nana
Tripitaka: "You should live without fear. There's as much chance of good things as bad things."
Sandy: "It's a cheerful philosophy and I've heard it from people before. They're all dead now."
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General Mannerheim
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by General Mannerheim »

Has he got a brother called David?
Royal Mail managers.....about as popular as a t.urd in a swimming pool!
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fng
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by fng »

General Mannerheim wrote:Has he got a brother called David?
You've lost me...... unless you are talking about The Kinks/The Jam ? If you are , then you are showing your age !
Tripitaka: "You should live without fear. There's as much chance of good things as bad things."
Sandy: "It's a cheerful philosophy and I've heard it from people before. They're all dead now."
Monkey "Excuse me when I say, that you really are extraordinarily dim!"
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wayoutman
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by wayoutman »

i have done some research and it turns out that postman has killed him :sad:

http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/communit ... =1&t=38467" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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noggin1969
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by noggin1969 »

For fng :Very Happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhElCQLpCPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tLIZsijVwg
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blackadder
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Location: deep south

Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by blackadder »

whats he done to be banned ???
the path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd
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wannabeek
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by wannabeek »

He angered the postman. Never smart to anger the postman, he knows where you live!
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mickthesplit
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by mickthesplit »

They seem to ban everyone on here who has an opinion
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Stormproof
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by Stormproof »

mickthesplit wrote:They seem to ban everyone on here who has an opinion
From what I read of his posts he was just on here to wind everyone up.........I don't call that 'opinion'.
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

Illegitimi non carborundum
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anTi
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by anTi »

Never read any of its posts but id imagine it was a troll.

this forum is for OUR benefit. I for one have learnt a few things i didn't know before because of it.

There are a lot of twats in this job that you cant do anything about but online twats can be "killed off".

Good thing too!
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DGP1
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by DGP1 »

mickthesplit wrote:They seem to ban everyone on here who has an opinion
haven't banned me yet and I assure you that I have my own opinion.........................been sent to the naughty room plenty of times though :nervous :chuckle
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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wannabeek
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by wannabeek »

He was clearly on a wind-up, just making posts to get a reaction. There's always at least one predictable troll lurking on any forum like this.

I've gotta thank Postman for doing the deadly deed - there were a couple of times I nearly wanted to respond, but resisted! DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
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fishtank
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by fishtank »

mickthesplit wrote:They seem to ban everyone on here who has an opinion
Everyone has an opinion.
They don't ban everyone.
When you sign up you agree to play nice...if you can't why should the Mods spend their day cleaning up your mess?
I couldn't be arsed with it so i don't expect them to.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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dvbuk55
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by dvbuk55 »

DGP1 wrote:
mickthesplit wrote:They seem to ban everyone on here who has an opinion
haven't banned me yet and I assure you that I have my own opinion.........................been sent to the naughty room plenty of times though :nervous :chuckle
Well, deservedly so in my opinion. Whereas I've been sent there only because of you :Very Happy
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POSTMAN
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Re: "Mr Watts"

Post by POSTMAN »

:funneh
mickthesplit wrote:They seem to ban everyone on here who has an opinion
Mrs White?
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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