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In callers office

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human1
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In callers office

Post by human1 »

Is your duty is in "Callers Office" ? How long do you take to server a customer? ( Customer give you red card ... you find the item and customer go out of the office). Average time ??
TeeferTiger
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Re: In callers office

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oxon786 wrote:Is your duty is in "Callers Office" ? How long do you take to server a customer? ( Customer give you red card ... you find the item and customer go out of the office). Average time ??
Depends whether the item is where it should be... Shouldn't normally take more than a minute.
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human1
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Re: In callers office

Post by human1 »

We get around 200+ customers a day and if item is on correct location ..... with in a minute customer is out.. takes bit longer for customs charges.
TeeferTiger
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Re: In callers office

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oxon786 wrote:We get around 200+ customers a day and if item is on correct location ..... with in a minute customer is out.. takes bit longer for customs charges.
OK... but you don't get many customs charges, and we usually had quite a few pay on t'interweb rather than come in because they couldn't pay by card. So, on average, it should only take about a minute per customer seeing as your office should be organised, and you shouldn't have too many idiots coming in to collect stuff asking stupid questions.
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Re: In callers office

Post by not me »

depends how well the P739 is written
if its actually back!
if some 'tard has put it on the worng shelf etc
ut a standard on the right shelf item is a minute or less
calpsy
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Re: In callers office

Post by calpsy »

We have an automatic window that opens / slides up and when a fit bird with low top comes in the window ONLY ever manages to get half way up .

Its a pain as the fit bird with low cut top has to bend down / forward to sign for parcel .

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calpsy wrote:We have an automatic window that opens / slides up and when a fit bird with low top comes in the window ONLY ever manages to get half way up .

Its a pain as the fit bird with low cut top has to bend down / forward to sign for parcel .

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Re: In callers office

Post by scum_opg »

callers office... if you end up in there you normally end up on strong anti depressants or in the loony bin... (well sooner than working elsewhere in RM)

biggest problem with P739s getting handed over in the callers office was that either (as has been mentioned) the handwriting is normally illegible or the item hasnt been put in the right area, or the P739 doesnt say if the item is a packet, parcel, special, tracked etc... or far more commonly... the person with the P739 has come in to collect the item , before its been brought back to the office... i mean is it so hard to understand the section that says "please leave __ hours before collecting" :d'oh!

and not once did i ever serve a decent looking woman with a low cut top ... always old women wanting stamps :arrrghhh , various guys, or fat dirty (ugly) slappers (and not the good kind :left: ) in track suits with things like "juicy" stretched across their huge ar*e...
Syze
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Re: In callers office

Post by Syze »

A minute at most but then there's always the parcels not back, cards not filled in right etc.
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Re: In callers office

Post by mazza111 »

or wee deaf Mrs Smith on the phone who takes an hour to tell u what she wants :)
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Re: In callers office

Post by Lounge Lizard »

oxon786 wrote:We get around 200+ customers a day and if item is on correct location ..... with in a minute customer is out.. takes bit longer for customs charges.
200 times less than a minute means under three hours work, so plenty of time for coffee. :Very Happy I shall be looknig out for vacancies. :nana