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It finally happened to me...
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templek
- Posts: 63
- Joined: 22 Oct 2008, 18:19
- Gender: Male
It finally happened to me...
I was attacked by a cat on walk. The window was open and the cat put its head out when it saw me. I thought it wanted to be stroked so i went 'kitty kitty kitty'. It then lunged and hissed at me, fortunately i moved my hand away just in time! It continuted hissing and growling, like one of those possessed cats in horror films. yes it was a black cat. It made me shudder. The owner came rushing out and said becareful with her. Yes it was a female! He told me she chases foxes, dogs and other cats and is the neighbourhood bully. His other cat is a typical scaredy cat.
I reported when i got back in to the bemusement of others. I do like cats and always stroke them if they approach, some follow me on walks, but this incident left me a bet shaken. However i was told there are a few 'killer cats' out there who go for your fingers through letter boxes, and one female postie had her gloves riipped of my 'killer cat'
So RM does not issue cat warning cards or warnings to go with the dog ones?
I reported when i got back in to the bemusement of others. I do like cats and always stroke them if they approach, some follow me on walks, but this incident left me a bet shaken. However i was told there are a few 'killer cats' out there who go for your fingers through letter boxes, and one female postie had her gloves riipped of my 'killer cat'
So RM does not issue cat warning cards or warnings to go with the dog ones?
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taurus88
- Posts: 1259
- Joined: 14 Aug 2010, 17:53
- Gender: Male
Re: It finally happened to me...
I thought you were going to regale us with a thrilling tale, culminating in you bonking a fine looking broad. Instead, we suffer a tale of wussiness that makes all other complaints on this site seem rugged and masculine compared.
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Straight4ward
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 1621
- Joined: 25 Oct 2009, 14:32
- Gender: Male
Re: It finally happened to me...
Wuss? Nah.
Shouldn't have tried to stroke the f*cker, though!
Shouldn't have tried to stroke the f*cker, though!
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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arnold cheshire
- Posts: 5309
- Joined: 14 Oct 2010, 21:28
- Gender: Male
- Location: england
Re: It finally happened to me...
rubbish

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arnold cheshire
- Posts: 5309
- Joined: 14 Oct 2010, 21:28
- Gender: Male
- Location: england
Re: It finally happened to me...
rubbish

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arnold cheshire
- Posts: 5309
- Joined: 14 Oct 2010, 21:28
- Gender: Male
- Location: england
Re: It finally happened to me...
rubbish

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bunkerland
- Posts: 546
- Joined: 11 Oct 2009, 21:40
- Gender: Male
Re: It finally happened to me...
taurus88 wrote:I thought you were going to regale us with a thrilling tale, culminating in you bonking a fine looking broad. Instead, we suffer a tale of wussiness that makes all other complaints on this site seem rugged and masculine compared.
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comeracing
- Posts: 806
- Joined: 28 Nov 2010, 20:58
- Gender: Male
Re: It finally happened to me...
tell u what ive stroked some lovely pussies in my 15 + years at royal mail,i try to avoid the ginger ones though.
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ewancurze
- Posts: 400
- Joined: 22 Jun 2010, 19:25
- Gender: Male
Re: It finally happened to me...
Yes there is a lovely black pussy that just lies down on the stairs of one of my blocks of flats when you stroke it.....waiting for me everyday.
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Dorset Plodder
- Posts: 4351
- Joined: 29 Apr 2009, 20:05
- Gender: Male
Re: It finally happened to me...
Got a nasty bastard cat on one of the duties I cover. Apparently the previous postie had given it a good kicking.
First time it went for me it was a bit "Omen" like and I thought WTF it's only a cat. Still keep me eye on it though as I walk swiftly past! 
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
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DGP1
- Posts: 15551
- Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
- Gender: Male
- Location: Terminus
Re: It finally happened to me...
When I googled for a picture of a cat I got this

I'm not too sure about cougars but I'd like to meet this one

I'm not too sure about cougars but I'd like to meet this one
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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Wessex
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 1267
- Joined: 10 Jul 2007, 17:20
Re: It finally happened to me...
MiaowDGP1 wrote:When I googled for a picture of a cat I got this
I'm not too sure about cougars but I'd like to meet this one
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Stormproof
- Posts: 6116
- Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
- Gender: Female
Re: It finally happened to me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhozCecUgj0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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George door to dawes
- Posts: 378
- Joined: 19 Feb 2011, 17:48
- Gender: Female
Re: It finally happened to me...
LMAO! youtube also has the solution! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKauTjN ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Stormproof wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhozCecUgj0
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Stormproof
- Posts: 6116
- Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
- Gender: Female
Re: It finally happened to me...
F*****g thing ripped my fingers to bits, got accused of putting my hand through the box, soon got an apology off the managers when I showed them the video.George door to dawes wrote:LMAO! youtube also has the solution! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKauTjN ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Stormproof wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhozCecUgj0

So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum