Any advice to avoid a total shafting?
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The planner is coming!!!
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maninred
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The planner is coming!!!
Our planner is coming to our office next week and I have got to sit with him while he designs the park and loops.
Any advice to avoid a total shafting?
Any advice to avoid a total shafting?
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fishtank
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
Yes...live trials.maninred wrote:Our planner is coming to our office next week and I have got to sit with him while he designs the park and loops.
Any advice to avoid a total shafting?
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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scoobydo79
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
Yes have him killed at the weekend 
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fishtank
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
but don't let him plan the killing...he will die of old age first.scoobydo79 wrote:Yes have him killed at the weekend
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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pants123
Re: The planner is coming!!!
the only thing a planner has in mind is 5 hour deliveries........... they don't care want anyone thinks......... they are instructed to destroy delivery....... planners are ROBOTS......... programmed to do delivery over........ i tried talking to our office planner,,,,,,, the guy said,,,,,,, o.k, o.k.. then said i don't give a sh.t.......... 5 hour deliveries are comming in.......whether you like it or not,,,,,,,,,,,, there is no talking to them..,,,,, end of....
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DirtyHarry
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
A planner?maninred wrote:Our planner is coming to our office next week and I have got to sit with him while he designs the park and loops.
Any advice to avoid a total shafting?
Those idiots are many,many things, but planners by any definition of the word, they most certainly are not.
Those buffoons are simply there to cut and slash your office to ribbons, as is the clown at our place right now.
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dre33dd
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
we have been told that the planner is there purely for advice,it is up to our unit to decide on delivery spans etc...make your own decisions!!!
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ElvisGaddafi
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
This is true but you need a strong rep to keep on top of it.dre33dd wrote:we have been told that the planner is there purely for advice,it is up to our unit to decide on delivery spans etc...make your own decisions!!!
The sky is white as clay, with no sun.
Work has to be done.
Postmen like doctors go from house to house.
Work has to be done.
Postmen like doctors go from house to house.
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wayoutman
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
maninred wrote:Our planner is coming to our office next week and I have got to sit with him while he designs the park and loops.
Any advice to avoid a total shafting?
long term sick followed up with IHR seems to be the order of the day in our DO
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Judgee
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
Just let them get on with it then cut off when they screw it all up. Any input you think you may have is actually an illusion so don't waste your time with it. Pegasus and all the other crap they use is completely flawed. Sure it judges distances and other random stuff but it completely ignores important stuff.
My round has a similar number off drop points to each of the two rounds behind me, yet I get more mail than the two of them put together. My round is all home owners in streets that have been around for decades, long front gardens etc, the rounds behind me all newly built flats, mostly rented with letterboxes downstairs. According to the planner they all take the same time to deliver.....like fook they do! Some days I see the guys on the walks behind me coming back into the office before I have finished bagging up!
My round has a similar number off drop points to each of the two rounds behind me, yet I get more mail than the two of them put together. My round is all home owners in streets that have been around for decades, long front gardens etc, the rounds behind me all newly built flats, mostly rented with letterboxes downstairs. According to the planner they all take the same time to deliver.....like fook they do! Some days I see the guys on the walks behind me coming back into the office before I have finished bagging up!
Union what Union? Do we have a union?
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pokos27
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
take him the local multi story car park and chuck him off, unless he is willing to kill those behind dsa, then shake his hand.
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mailmonkey
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
The planner is there to shaft you.
That is all.
He/she will use the most ludicrous figures to create "achievable duties", but the duties willl be based on a minimal number of attendance calls, a minimal call rate, a minimial number of large packets per walk etc.....
That smiling face will turn sourer and sourer the more you challenge the ridiculous figures.
Don't forget, it's "our" revision
That is all.
He/she will use the most ludicrous figures to create "achievable duties", but the duties willl be based on a minimal number of attendance calls, a minimal call rate, a minimial number of large packets per walk etc.....
That smiling face will turn sourer and sourer the more you challenge the ridiculous figures.
Don't forget, it's "our" revision
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Stormproof
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
All the planners in our office were failed posties. Lazy useless twats that just want to screw you over....just like the management
I had a run in with one of them when I started the re-sign, he went balastic and started throwing stuff

So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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R@YAL F@IL
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Re: The planner is coming!!!
No matter what you plan it has to be passed with your DOM who has only so many hours to make it all work so it will all end in tears and tantrums, the fact you are sitting with him is to show some empathy, so basically he is just a buffer for some bad news 
NO bags on shoulders please except for Moya who keeps her big fat wage packet in hers