"You're not working to Royal Mail standards according to the Indoor Workload Tool you should have been out the door 35 minutes ago."
" I have to ask you if you can suggest any ways in which to improve your indoor performance to benefit your outdoor".
I could have made various suggestions once upon a time, but remember now the crafty **** can be recording. So kept suggestions fairly polite.
I am a relative New Boy, only joined in 1980, activist, and hardened picket liner, so you can guess how upset I was. Gutted.
I know that the I.W.T. prep rate is a guide only and no rate is agreed, and without a proper count they have no real clue of what you actually have got. But what ***** they are, I know this will come as no surprise.
Any sympathies?