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Mail up - official!
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abraham
- Posts: 53
- Joined: 28 Aug 2007, 12:58
Mail up - official!
Our rep told us about a meeting he went to yesterday with The DOM, planner and Area Manager bloke.
The DOM had asked for some new mech-mail percentages and totals from The Planner to see which walks needed more/less IPS.
The planner handed over a sheet and the DOM looked puzzled and asked.
"I don't understand why the walk-spans are longer now than they were 6 months ago, why's that?"
The planner replies: "That's because I input 2010 figures this time for greater accuracy rather than 2009"
Dear oh dear oh dear. You could hear a pin drop; tumble-weed rolled across the room...
Nails the lie of mail's down 5% doesn't it?
The DOM had asked for some new mech-mail percentages and totals from The Planner to see which walks needed more/less IPS.
The planner handed over a sheet and the DOM looked puzzled and asked.
"I don't understand why the walk-spans are longer now than they were 6 months ago, why's that?"
The planner replies: "That's because I input 2010 figures this time for greater accuracy rather than 2009"
Dear oh dear oh dear. You could hear a pin drop; tumble-weed rolled across the room...
Nails the lie of mail's down 5% doesn't it?
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Thehair
- Posts: 221
- Joined: 20 Jan 2010, 22:35
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
Nah, you've got it wromg...Mail volumes are down...I've heard it so many times I'm beginning to believe it
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sacs r full
- Posts: 39
- Joined: 02 May 2010, 09:34
- Gender: Female
Re: Mail up - official!
tell your dim to carry your bags for 4 to 5 hours a day and then tell you mails dropping off, im taking out over 8 full bags where as years ago had about 5. there all the same brainwashed.
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Groundpounder
- Posts: 66
- Joined: 04 May 2011, 19:52
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
It's the same in our office more mail more bags,But mention this to the gaffer and he says no your wrong it,s just THICKER.This is just one of many reasons why I try not to talk to managers they have a compulsion to speak a complete load of arse.sacs r full wrote:tell your dim to carry your bags for 4 to 5 hours a day and then tell you mails dropping off, im taking out over 8 full bags where as years ago had about 5. there all the same brainwashed.
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boogyman
- Posts: 161
- Joined: 17 Mar 2011, 17:29
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
i've heard the managers at our office say it so many times aswell. DOM as a chart outside his office for us all to see and the figures (mail) are down every day compared to the previous week> wot a load of bull. taking more bags out now than ever! managment amaze me!Thehair wrote:Nah, you've got it wromg...Mail volumes are down...I've heard it so many times I'm beginning to believe it
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britwrit
- MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
- Posts: 966
- Joined: 22 Apr 2007, 15:12
Re: Mail up - official!
I'm pretty dim but if mail volumes are dropping so dramatically, why are we bothering spending millions to automate? Wouldn't we save more money simply by the natural fall-off in work?
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mailmonkey
- Posts: 431
- Joined: 11 Feb 2009, 22:12
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
Tell the idiot planner to read the Courier if he wants some real facts about mail volumes. 
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pokos27
- Posts: 657
- Joined: 15 Apr 2010, 19:32
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
cut more i hours your walk is bigger, of course mail volume is up especially packets, dom wants his bonus, so you work harder.
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belle smith
- Posts: 1557
- Joined: 26 Aug 2008, 17:41
- Gender: Male
- Location: scotland
Re: Mail up - official!
How so? If he put in lower traffic figures that, has the effect of increasing delivery spans.abraham wrote:Our rep told us about a meeting he went to yesterday with The DOM, planner and Area Manager bloke.
The DOM had asked for some new mech-mail percentages and totals from The Planner to see which walks needed more/less IPS.
The planner handed over a sheet and the DOM looked puzzled and asked.
"I don't understand why the walk-spans are longer now than they were 6 months ago, why's that?"
The planner replies: "That's because I input 2010 figures this time for greater accuracy rather than 2009"
Dear oh dear oh dear. You could hear a pin drop; tumble-weed rolled across the room...
Nails the lie of mail's down 5% doesn't it?
Thats entierly consistent with what RM say about falling volumes.
Which is not to say that RM are telling the truth.
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wandle
- Posts: 944
- Joined: 25 Feb 2011, 17:17
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
If I was debating the number of mail items with our gaffer and he said 'they're just getting THICKER', my first response would beGroundpounder wrote:It's the same in our office more mail more bags,But mention this to the gaffer and he says no your wrong it,s just THICKER.This is just one of many reasons why I try not to talk to managers they have a compulsion to speak a complete load of arse.sacs r full wrote:tell your dim to carry your bags for 4 to 5 hours a day and then tell you mails dropping off, im taking out over 8 full bags where as years ago had about 5. there all the same brainwashed.
Look, stop changing the subject. We're not discussing the decline in intelligence levels of the typical RM Manager ....
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chunk
- Posts: 957
- Joined: 29 Jul 2009, 20:21
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
less mail means less ips
therefore room to increase delivery span (larger % of your 8 hours)
ie make your round bigger!
the falling volume lie could still be alive.
therefore room to increase delivery span (larger % of your 8 hours)
ie make your round bigger!
the falling volume lie could still be alive.
I'm a postman-and i know where you live.....
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blue1873
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 8853
- Joined: 16 Feb 2010, 17:50
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
Just proves the old line
"If you tell a lie often enough it becomes the truth "
in their eyes and heads only.......clowns

"If you tell a lie often enough it becomes the truth "
in their eyes and heads only.......clowns
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parcelboy
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 206
- Joined: 05 Nov 2009, 17:41
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
the only mail thats down is the amount that goes in those red boxes that r peppered around the streets hence the collections being cut have u not worked it out yetblue1873 wrote:Just proves the old line
"If you tell a lie often enough it becomes the truth "
in their eyes and heads only.......clowns![]()
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banner18
- Posts: 636
- Joined: 05 Sep 2008, 19:10
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
Its difficult to tell either way, if the mail went up 5% one year, you wouldn't notice, equally if it went down 5% you wouldn't notice.
Over many years, it is possible to tell, but the problem is that our delivery spans have kept increasing, so we carry out more bags, which can disguise what is actually going on with mail. The mail is definately getting bulkier, but that doesn't mean there is more of it. One thing for defo is that packets have increased substantially!
Over many years, it is possible to tell, but the problem is that our delivery spans have kept increasing, so we carry out more bags, which can disguise what is actually going on with mail. The mail is definately getting bulkier, but that doesn't mean there is more of it. One thing for defo is that packets have increased substantially!
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eastie
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 2234
- Joined: 16 Jun 2011, 15:32
- Gender: Male
Re: Mail up - official!
my delivery points have gone up from 500 to 700 and even if the mail has gone down by 5% my delivery points have gone up by 40%. 