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arty_morty
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Post by arty_morty »

I have foolishly agreed to my wifes request to come to her school to tell a bunch of 5 year olds about Royal Mail. Trouble is I have no idea how to structure the talk for kids that young. Do RM provide any aids for learning or school info packs?
Failing that has anyone got any good ideas I can use?

Ta.
I staged a Roger Moore impersonator festival in my local village. There were a lot of eyebrows raised, I can tell you.
Indy
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Post by Indy »

Run! I got to do this in a school on my walk... it end up with the kids asking questions for like 2 minutes like how many letters do you carry, wheres your cat! etc THEN got the teachers questioning me Gestapo style on why they got mis-deliveries (at home) how many packets had disappeared not turned up etc etc... it was just plain embarrassing. Never again!
krussel
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Post by krussel »

Jesus christ :shock: :shock: :shock:

The 5 year olds will be fine just think along the lines of Postman Pat. You could talk about the journey of a letter from postbox to delivery, i think RM had Lenny the Letter ?

I know from a while ago when we did kids coming to the office that the teachers can be hard cases and ask lots of shite questions.

Good luck with this and sooner you than me buddy :shock: :shock:
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pinstripe
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Post by pinstripe »

Just imagine you are a manager giving a WTL session.
baldrick
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Post by baldrick »

pinstripe wrote:Just imagine you are a manager giving a WTL session.
But then they wouldn't believe a word he said.
George door to dawes
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Post by George door to dawes »

You should enquire if they have a projector so you could take some pictures of the sorting office and show them to the kids. Showing how we get everything ready could be quite interesting. If you have m/c facilties at your DO maybe go and sneak some pics of the sorting machines as well?
fishtank
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Post by fishtank »

Show them the "how do they do that" vid :neutral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BVHPmGIxBQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Lounge Lizard
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Tell the little blighters "work hard at school and you won't end up with a job like mine" :nana :nana :nana :nana
clashcityrocker
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fishtank wrote:Show them the "how do they do that" vid :neutral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BVHPmGIxBQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Why does the sheep appear at the start?
Did Pinky make the video?
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arty_morty
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Re: help needed

Post by arty_morty »

George door to dawes wrote:You should enquire if they have a projector so you could take some pictures of the sorting office and show them to the kids. Showing how we get everything ready could be quite interesting. If you have m/c facilties at your DO maybe go and sneak some pics of the sorting machines as well?
That's a great idea, thanks. We don't have m/c facilities though so it will have to be pics of the very unphotogenic staff!
I staged a Roger Moore impersonator festival in my local village. There were a lot of eyebrows raised, I can tell you.
Lounge Lizard
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Post by Lounge Lizard »

clashcityrocker wrote:
fishtank wrote:Show them the "how do they do that" vid :neutral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BVHPmGIxBQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Why does the sheep appear at the start?
Did Pinky make the video?
Or http://www.britishpathe.com/record.php?id=1472" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :nana :nana
Lounge Lizard
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Re: help needed

Post by Lounge Lizard »

arty_morty wrote:I have foolishly agreed to my wifes request to come to her school to tell a bunch of 5 year olds about Royal Mail. Trouble is I have no idea how to structure the talk for kids that young. Do RM provide any aids for learning or school info packs?
Failing that has anyone got any good ideas I can use?

Ta.
Don't keep them in a stuffy classroom, take them out on your round, their first experience of 'work experience'. :nana
Some might even be keen enough to do the Door To Doors at addresses for which you have no proper post. :nana
arty_morty
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Post by arty_morty »

Lounge Lizard wrote:
arty_morty wrote:I have foolishly agreed to my wifes request to come to her school to tell a bunch of 5 year olds about Royal Mail. Trouble is I have no idea how to structure the talk for kids that young. Do RM provide any aids for learning or school info packs?
Failing that has anyone got any good ideas I can use?

Ta.
Don't keep them in a stuffy classroom, take them out on your round, their first experience of 'work experience'. :nana
Some might even be keen enough to do the Door To Doors at addresses for which you have no proper post. :nana
30 kids? No thanks! Besides it wouldn't be allowed
I staged a Roger Moore impersonator festival in my local village. There were a lot of eyebrows raised, I can tell you.
SWIM
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Post by SWIM »

'why's that man coming in an hour early and working for free?'
'why's he not taking his meal break?'
:cuppa
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Tommase
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Post by Tommase »

SWIM wrote:'why's that man coming in an hour early and working for free?'
'why's he not taking his meal break?'
:cuppa
Because he can get home 1 hour and 40 mins before you and have a nice :cuppa then !

What a non sensical argument